She was nude and they had a camera on her. That is the extent of what was "needed to know" to get the hell out of there.

This video made me realize that my ability to lie well and creatively probably stems from the fact that I prefer small, tight butts.

Only "wealthy" people have iPads? Mine was $300. And for fucks sake, easy with the catching of the populist vapors.

How did our police become autonomous little armies?

I also read those lyrics as "No, really, some dudes dig this," which... why are we mad about it? Self-acceptance doesn't preclude the desire to have someone else find you attractive.

This old white man thinks it's awesome, and I'd bet most of us agree. The problem is that 500 people on the internet appears to be a consensus, when in reality there are 50,000,000 who have smiled at it and moved on.

Also the SB Nation article says she pitched a "shutout," not a no-hitter, and the Phillymag article linked to by SB Nation says 10 strikeouts. So the correct description of the game should be "Shutout With 10 K's". Mo-Ne is not thowin' like a girl, but the Jez author is writing like one.

My parents have two male ducks. They get to run around outside of their (very spacious) pen every afternoon/evening. When my mom decides it's time for them to go back into their pen, all she has to do is whistle "When Johnny Comes Marching Home Again" and they go right into the pen and wait for the gate to be shut.

It's important to note he was phenomenal at Track & Field. Phenomenal as in, college All-American. As in, had he focused on track instead of football, it's highly conceivable he could contend for an Olympic spot. And seeing as how you rarely hit your neck while running, returning to T&F could be a great second chance…

His dream was to play the game that he loved at the highest level possible dickbag; also, blowing out other people's candles actually DOES make yours burn brighter... have a nice fucking day fuck face.

Douche.

Yup. More than once, in different kinds of establishments, they've tried to talk me out of what I ordered.

He may be an insufferable prick, but he's also 100% correct. All of the major sports competitions (World Cups, Olympics, PanAm, etc.) now just serve to make the respective governing bodies shitloads of money and the actual "labor" gets very little if any compensation. The Olympics generate multiple billions in…

I wasn't being sarcastic. Sponsorship rules are strange.

This point is often made when we address topics such as this. The "you don't like it, leave it" argument. You can't criticize or question anything without someone telling people to shut up and stop using it. I would offer this—I like Google a lot. As a user I think I have a right to offer them feedback or question…

Fisher: But it's my son. What am I supposed to tell him, that he can't wear certain clothes because his dad has a-

Can I get a cup of coffee?

Why all the mystery? It's obvious Valdimir Putin simply decided to impregnate the tundra with his mighty seed.

How about this then...