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Psh, when I get 100 balls for my birthday everyone just slut-shames me :(

I can't be the only one who think that the original pic on the left is the most attractive of all the pics....

At first I thought he had been arrested on stage mid-musical, and now I am sorely disappointed.

I'm betting Disney will be super-okay with this.

Hahaha, a well designed car is enough for my husband to masturbate to ;)

"They load these things up with explosives and flammable materials"

The simple truth is that only a gaggle of morons could turn something as simple as this into a "fiasco"...

I mean, I grew up watching and playing soccer too, and I don't think I saw the same game as you. What I saw was a US team that packed the box, and pushed Ghana's attacks to the outside, which forced them to make long crosses and ill-advised shots. Beyond that, many of the shots that were taken from a distance in front

This is going to ruin FIFA's reputation.

"All of the world's people are capable of being a rainbow of terrible!"

Good looking guys who murder and rob: the systems fault, lets make sweet love to him.

Police: Can you describe the robber?

Honestly, I mean no offense to you when I say this, but your mother sounds like she was kind of horrible, and I'm really sorry that you dealt with that as a child.

I don't think it is acceptable to spank children (nor do I think spanking is effective), because violence obviously isn't the best way to address

No, no connection here....noo *starts closing door* noo

Will the media ever get that right? Probably not for a long time, no. Kids are born, we say "It's a boy!" or It's a girl!" 99.7% or more of the time that works out just fine. No one is being malicious by doing so, after all. What do you expect people to do/say when they have a baby?

What is easier for your average idiot citizens to argue: Favorite colors or advance calculus?

Little Timmy was suspended for 52 weeks. The difference between 5 and 2 is 3.

This post contains so much straw you can smell the manure from space.

Run away, puppy, here there be logical thought and discourse.