Power dynamics are completely different. It's not about being a jock. It's about being a man and how success is measured for them. Sports factor into "success" and status for men about 100X more than they do for women.

The thing about "play quality" is that outside of the top teams in any league, the quality of of play comes tumbling down. Honestly, a Stoke City/Sunderland match is no more entertaining than, say, RSL/Portland.

some of my best friends are nigerian soccer players.

I had a shake weight enthusiast give me a hand job once. She placed her hand on my penis and did nothing. After an uncomfortable silence she told me, "This is the part where you shake." To which I replied, "You've got your causation backwards."

that's cause we live forever WOOOO!!!

Games with consequence....horrible.

That's not what I wrote.

That's what you just wrote.

I wrote this:
"The truth of the world we live in is that the things that we do at any time can affect us later, so unfortunately, sometimes I have to think during my 16 off-hours about how my actions might affect my capacity for professionalism during my 8 on-hours.…

Yes. Yes. That's nice. No. Because your behavior off the clock can affect your capacity for professionalism during the day. No. Doubt it.

I don't think you understand the concept of "basic privacy rights", because there's nowhere here where this dude's privacy rights are being violated.

The capitalist system doesn't expect me to behave professionally 24/7. It expects me to be capable of professionalism for 8 hours a day. The truth of the world we live in is that the things that we do at any time can affect us later, so unfortunately, sometimes I have to think during my 16 off-hours about how my…

Fanboys on the internet are basically hooligans. I'm not talking about your posts or TB now, but even the slightest justified criticism will result in fanboys going apeshit.

But what nobody seems to understand is the futility of fighting Metacritic. If someone takes Metacritic down, somebody else will replace them. Hell, I'm sure business executives had been using a Metacritic-esque strategy way before Metacritic was around. Simply look at a bunch of reviews, and determine whether as a…

Sorry SeikenFreak, but I for one find Metacritic to be very useful when it comes to gauging what games I'd like to play. The use of Metacritic by certain publishers is terrible, but Metacritic is not directly responsible. They could just as well use Game Rankings and achieve the same thing. It's nothing but…

I saw this TotalBiscuits guy on a video recently... What a pompus jerk off... He whines about MetaCritic as a "ALL POWERFUL GAMING GAUGE" that we must "TAKE DOWN" while he demands his opinion to be heard and respected... What a fucking clown... I really hate these youtube idiots taking themselves too seriously as if…

Can anyone think of a good name for the group of people who own stock in him?

As a Mom, I always thought the worlds most toxic substances were to be found in diapers, and it turns out, I was right!

Let alone what this has to do in any capacity with feminism, which is supposedly what jezebel is about. The line between jezebel and a women's supermarket magazine is dwindling rapidly.

This is it. The most privileged article ever published on Jezebel. You did it guys. WE did it.

Pigs Collar Zebras, Orwell "Elated"

Meanwhile there are actually a ton of real TV and Movie homages put into this game by RockStar. This...this was just kind of lame. Adding music to gameplay that has no intentional reference to anything by the game designers is not GTA having homages