Not trolling, I swear. But isn't uncovering the truth enough? Isn't that intrinsically valuable, regardless of what the truth is? Isn't that the point?

In b4 Lindy West stomps in here and tells us how RACIST we are for finding this funny, BECAUSE SURELY WE'RE LAUGHING AT HIM CUZ HE'S BLACK Y'ALL

As a black woman, I don't understand wanting to be a part of an organization that's supposed to stand for sisterhood and service that wouldn't want me because of my skin color. Like...no. No way, no how would I even be bothered with trying to rush/pledge what have you. This story doesn't surprise me, though.

Just because the landlord owns a nice place to rent doesn't mean she deserves to get treated that way. Hell, NO landlord deserves to get treated to that level of douchebaggery.

You can go ahead and check your indignation at the door everybody. I have been stuffing socks full of wads for years and the NCAA has never investigated me.

Oh, you're right. So long as you get paid lots of money and "people came to see you," the rules shouldn't apply to you. Rules are just for those fucking scrubs.

But they are the UMPIRES. Yes. They make bad calls. But the players shouldn't be able to criticize the calls. Go tell your supervisor at work that he's a fucking idiot and he's making bad calls and see what happens.

Here is a radical idea - blame the player then. The fans should say "Why did Cabrera do this to us and break the rules?" . The fans should not say "The ump should let Cabrera do everything since we paid to see him".

Thank you. This really isn't that difficult of a concept, is it?

Yes. Superstars should be treated much better than the rest of the guys on the team. Fucking stupid. You argue with the ump, you get tossed. That's the way it should be regardless of your paycheck.

God never gives you more than you can handle.

The breeze catches hold
A leaf floats, pauses, and falls
My lawn: get off it

But poor kids get free lunch. It is the more well off kids who pay, or in this case don't. It is not okay to shame the kid to get after the parent, but for the record, we are talking about parents who don't pay, not those who can't.

I just realized that I typed a whole two sentences in words that would have zero meaning for my mother when she was my age.

when i was 14 i had surgery and was couch relegated. we didn't have real television, but i DID have a newly minted VHS of the fugitive. i have probably watched it 1,000 times, no joke. straight memorized it. so whenever i see someone doing tommy lee jones' warehouse farmhouse henhouse outhouse and doghouse speech and…

Dear Author,
I'm not sure of your orientation, but if you aren't part of the LGBT community are you disingenuous for writing this article? Think hard about it.

The message I get from this is that if you're a fairly privileged straight white dude, you aren't allowed to champion any causes ever, because "you just don't get it!" This is so dumb, and is pretty much the problem with the world, that we assume people should only care about things that hurt them directly, because…

"Exploiting" It certainly couldn't have anything to do with his feelings and experiences in his life, huh?

Can't anybody do anything good anymore? It's either suspicious, or it's just not good enough.