Tell that to my foreskin.

That's only if they are white, and then it's not an issue with sex, it's appropriation.

Yeah but Meghan is white and Nicki is not. Duh.

You don't need to be his social secretary to come to the conclusion that arguably the biggest current male hip-hop star in the world has probably been around real live women before.

You stopped watching professional football because one or two times a game a guy gets a long pass interference call? That makes...no sense.

Methinks you might be reading a bit too far into this one...

Is it it about power? Or is it about them doing something they aren't supposed to do? I'd liken it to having consensual intercourse in a public place...part of the thrill of what makes it better is that you aren't supposed to be doing it.

I wonder the same thing, however I think it's the fact that they aren't supposed to be doing it that makes it, uh, more enticing to them.

A lot of it for me was explaining what I was doing...for example, what's the difference between baking and broiling? In both cases I set something on an oven, turn a dial, then wait a specified amount of time, but that doesn't really tell me why I'm doing something or what the difference in the end result is.

Come on man. Of course they look weird, of course they annoy people, of course they are absurdly expensive. I agree with all of that. But saying that they have literally zero use is crazy. I wouldn't be caught dead wearing one, nor would I ever buy one, but companies don't sink billions of dollars of R&D into…

As someone who (until recently) had absolutely no idea how to cook and didn't know the difference between a 10 dollar knife or a 300 dollar knife, the iPad has been an invaluable tool in helping me learn how to become a much better cook. Not all of us are expert chefs ya know :-)

Nope you're right. The iPad has zero usefulness in the kitchen. Those of us who have used it and benefited from it are just making it up. If it can't cut an onion, it has no usefulness in the kitchen.

Are you really trying to argue that Google Glass has no "usefulness"? Sure, the users are giant douches and I hate them and I personally would never wear them, but come on, pretending like these things have zero usefulness is being willfully ignorant.

"National Geographic magazine, a mail-order Caring About Things merit badge for baby boomers."

Being dumb on purpose isn't a good look.

Oh get over it. There are innumerable not wealthy people who have iPads. This faux populist shit gets so annoying.

Uhhhhh my man/woman, my point is that to a non-gamer ALL video games are childish. I didn't think that Pokemon was thought of as more "childish" than any other game by gamers, which is why I assumed you meant "childish" to the general public.

Hmmmm, mi amigo, I'm a gamer through and through (thought admittedly not a Pokemon guy), but if you're trying to convince any non-gamer that these aren't "kids games" you're going to have to do a lot better job convincing than by pointing to a semi large group of socially awkward people chanting a made up name about a…

And what about these videos would change someone's mind?

Does anyone proofread this garbage? This would probably get a D- in most high school English classes.