"Please know and come to terms with this one truth: You are a dime a dozen. There's nothing special about you"

It is extremely disconcerting that you took the time to search my commenting history based off one comment. Did you track down my IP address too? Should I be worried about you showing up at my office to lecture me on how to properly internet comment?

Please stop with this. This is so fucking dumb I can't even stand it. I post on Deadpsin MAYBE 5 times a month on average, if that. Calling out Deadspin for posting stupid clickbaity articles is not representative of "not liking it here", it's representative of missing the time when Deadspin did actual reporting,…

Hahahahahahahahahaha. "You are a blight, straight up". Yeah, my <5 posts a month are really taking down what was once a great comment section, not your god awful Kinja redesign or Deadspin turning into a wasteland of obnoxious click-bait.

Good god I didn't even get a chance to read this. You're really trying to act like the reason you behaved like a petulant child was on behalf of the comment section? That you need to save all these hard working commenters from reading something that's not even directed at them? You decided to search out my comment…

This can't be serious. Are you 12? This is the internet my friend. Don't post stupid pointless bull shit if you don't want to be called out for posting stupid pointless bullshit. Spend less time worrying about the comment history of anonymous people you will never meet and worry more about reporting something that…

Whew! Thank God you guys reported on this.

"Technically"? So "technically" Mindy Kaling didn't say anything, a fictional character played by Mindy Kaling said something. You must hate Leonardo DiCaprio after all those n-bombs he dropped in Django Unchained.

The camera mean mug at the end of that is one of the greatest stills ever taken. SO fucking impressed Biebs.

Aside from it being wildly illegal and not really a crossover, yeah I guess?

I've lost more sleep time to video games than I could count

"She can afford to" Sorry, but this is the biggest crock of shit I've ever heard in my entire life. Recent studies have shown you need about 6.5-7.5 hours of sleep to function normally. That leaves you 17ish hours in the day. If you can't get everything you need to do done in 17 hours, you're doing something wrong.

Good to know that something happening in 1922 absolves you of terrible journalism.

Sweetie, you're the one who started out this interaction by calling me an asshole for using the term "white knight". It seems that if anyone is aggrieved or wronged it would be the guy who was upset about my word choice. But, if you must know, I am doing marvelous. Thank you for asking!

Wholeheartedly disagree. Sure, it's a completely different lifestyle, but just because someone is a pro athlete doesn't mean they don't need to carry themselves professionally.

Sorry dude. Did I get in the way of one of your Deadspin comment section standup routines? Are you gonna comment on the post or just complain someone used vernacular you don't like?

Dunno.

Or maybe giving him a free pass because he's 23 is the issue? I mean seriously? At 23 you aren't expected to act like a professional in your place of employment?

What is it with Deadspin white knighting every single pro athlete who has something bad written about them? The guy was a mess off the field last year, has continued this year, and showed up to camp 27 pounds heavier than the end of last year. By god, maybe, just maybe, there's a kernel of truth somewhere.

I know it sounds over the top but a friend of mine played football at BC. A certain subset (the secondary) liked to run "trains" on willing co-eds...pretty much daily. Too bad he was a fat d lineman.