Has anyone else seen the 2010 documentary The Elephant in the Living Room ?

I think states should enact laws against owning exotic animals, at least large and potentially dangerous ones. Too much history of things ending badly, like the Zanesville Massacre.

Definitely the T-shirt. There's more actual fabric there, and you can deal with the graphic by turning it inside out.

The first giveaway should have been a sales associate assisting you at Walmart. If this happened to me, there would be a cleanup on Aisle 12 because I would have shoved my foot so far down his mouth, he would have athlete's throat.

Well golly, you must be some proud of yourself!

White pants. ALWAYS see-through.

As a teacher, I have to say, I am oh so very tired of seeing camel toe in the hallways. Girls shouldn't wear leggings as pants to school for the same reasons adults shouldn't wear them to work; they reek of unprofessionalism and are embarassing to look at (and FYI, no, I can't just not look at the students I'm working…

I teach at a college. I cannot tell you the number of female students who wear tights and a t-shirt. Or tights and a sweatshirt.

That dog has crazy eyes.

Ugh sad that the bitten nose seems to be the least of this poor baby's injuries. Very sad.

Dear Kyle,

50 percent of the female participants in their 20s would rather get started on a home purchase than receive a diamond ring.

Right? I love those so much that a friend of mine found a collection of 50 or so unique ones and gifted them to me. There are Spanish language ones, too, with Hispanic characters. The best is that I have 2 versions of one called "This Was Your Life"; one for white folks and one for black folks. The stereotypes are…

I waited tables at a diner for seven years and also have what I call my 'Box of Good News'! My faces are the Chick tracts. They're hilarious!

Fuck it, I'm just going to go mainline half-and-half and die happy.

I think its just a fairly harsh criticism for someone who was trying to be nice. If all Christians took the tack of, "Let's all be really nice and maybe they'll come join us" rather than "LAWS SHOULD REFLECT MY PERSONAL PREFERENCES. JUDGMENT ON ANY WHO ARE DIFFERENT FROM ME," I think that would be a positive move.

I never knew "fake tips" existed. Holy cow, what a horrible idea.

I despise religion more than your average asshole, but admitting that there are personally accrued benefits to something you do does not somehow negate whatever positive effects it has for others. Noting that this project will shed some light on his church is just honesty. And there's nothing particularly moral…

I waited tables in Lynchburg, Virginia, one of the "buckles" of the Bible Belt. The after-church crowd was always horrendous. They'd routinely under-tip, snidely ask why I was working that day instead of going to church, leave gospel tracts instead of cash tips (even the maddening "fake" tip) and generally act like…