YES!!!!

I love Aziz Ansari, but those jokes hit me the wrong way, too, no matter who's making them. :(

This might not be what you want to hear, but don't get into a relationship with a married guy, especially if he has a kid with his current wife. It may look sexy and romantic now when it's forbidden, but I promise, it's not. If that guy breaks up with his wife for other reasons, then he's fair game, but right now,…

Ugh, my husband is a night auditor, too, and from what he tells me, it consists mainly of dealing with rich, drunk, entitled assholes. You guys need a support group for all of the B.S. you put up with.

My husband and I did some couple's counseling a while back (maybe two or three sessions, I can't remember), and it really helped us get on the same page about how to communicate with each other. We've been married for eight years and a couple for fifteen. Your mileage may vary, but some stuff that helped us:

"Someone boss me around because I have ovaries!" is going to be my new favorite thing to shout at parties.

LOL, my mom does the same thing. "Is that guy a vampire?" "Is she going to die?" She just can't stand the suspense. It's kind of endearing and annoying at the same time.

At least he was paying attention. When I went to see The Ring, some guy behind us thought it was HILARIOUS to keep yelling, "Tugboat!" whenever things got tense, like some kind of Dadaist troll. That movie still scared the shit out of me, though, so maybe it was a good thing we had him in the audience.

". . . either Republicans have no idea how to talk to nonwhite women, or they're simply not interested in their votes."

But he looks like he's having SO MUCH FUN playing Loki, which is part of why he's so great to watch.

I'm pretty sure if the Founding Fathers saw Michael Robertson taking upskirt photos of women with his cell phone, they'd convict him of witchcraft and throw him in an asylum, away from his "hand held devilry."

Hey, I think I've just figured out what to do with our old 2008 set of World Book encyclopedias! Those have nice, sharp corners.

Ugh. People are shitheads. I was chatting with the woman who comes in to clean the library where I work this evening (about ghosts!), and she told me that several times this past summer, random people had come banging on the door while she was there after hours, demanding she let them in to use the bathrooms. When she…

Like other people are saying, it depends on what you're getting a grad degree in, but I lean toward going to grad school, especially if you hated home ownership in the past. (I say this as someone who is almost done with grad school and bought a house last year.) In my situation, I got a promotion at work last year…

It's already in there. It's called "Narcissistic Personality Disorder." Someone in my family has it, and my sister and I have renamed it "Total Jerk Disorder."

Is this the knight from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade? Because if so, I might have to start watching this show.

Possibly, but I DO live in the third or fourth most crunchy hippie city in the entire US. Kale has playmates named Rivers, Sage, and Prism. It's like Frank Zappa named all of the children around here.

My dad joked about naming my younger sister Debris. "It's kind of musical, don't you think?"

My friend just named her baby Django. It's happening.

I know a four year-old named Kale, but not well enough to ask his mom "WHY?!?" That's like naming your kid Lettuce.