“There are many things I hate about her, but here is one. She is like The Great Barrier Reef: poorly bleached on the outside, dead and rotting within.”

Obama’s DGAF phase in gif form.

I love mayo with frittes.

Beef brisket perhaps?

I’m still trying to wrap my head around the fact that there is an intersection of Amy Schumer fans and Trump voters.

I appreciate and respect the sentiment, the bravery, and the integrity in taking a stand even in the face of violent opposition.

You must not know ‘bout Bey. That’s nothing. She had her hair sucked into a huge fan while she was singing “Halo” but she just kept on singing the song perfectly while her people tried to figure out how to unattach her from the machinery.

If it stops on 11/8, I will be thrilled. I have a sense that he’s going to be poisoning the system for a long time to come.

Here’s an article on Politico debunking the claim that Hillary laughed about getting a rapist of a 12 year old girl off:

......also, the only time Broderick had to testify under oath that Clinton raped her..she denied that it ever happened. This occured in the Paula Jones case. Jones said that Clinton had an “anatomical abnormality” that would prove she had seen his penis. A doctor, and Monica both testified that that abnormality did…

There has never been any evidence that she made their lives harder, no. She supposedly talked a lot of trash about Monica, but trash talking is forgiveable, for me, in that situation. Juanita B. has said that Hillary intimidated her, and her proof of that is that Hillary once shook her hand and told her “Thank you…

“After all, we all have to look at him.” Classiest shade ever.

Sorry I’m not sure, I got it from the Googles. I typed in “racist, misogynistic, homophobic, xenophobic, garbage made flesh devil” and after scrolling through 10 pages of DJT’s face, this little guy came up.

Instant Pot. Hands down. Ever since we got this thing our slow cooker has been obsolete.

Instant Pot. Hands down. Ever since we got this thing our slow cooker has been obsolete.

To be fair, holding anyone to the standard set by Cooper Nielsen is terribly unfair. He’s an amazing dancer, and a great choreographer (it’s just that as a boyfriend, he kinda sucks).

Okay this was pretty good dance to “The Way You Make Me Feel” but let’s face it, not as great as when Cooper Nielson drove his motorcycle on stage during the recital in Center Stage. Center Stage sets the gold standard for everything, always.

It’s so luxurious, you wouldn’t believe what people are saying about this stocking cap, I sent the best people to find my cap, they tell me this is the longest one anywhere, anywhere in the world you can’t find a better one than this, I was in China and other Asia and I see the stocking caps they have there, everyone…

my worst Miss U.

The sound of the baby’s heart eventually breaks the moment of silence and Zoey says, “Thank you, God,” which could be an instinctual reaction from her—she could still be questioning her beliefs.

I’m amazed a teacher went all that time without catching and spreading something worse to her family. Schools are a Petri dish of disease. I guess that’s just proof that herd immunity does work.