Well it began several million years ago when Tilda emerged, fully formed, from the Great Ocean and stepped onto the muddy shores of East Pangea...
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That’s what I tweeted to her! It’s good easy liquid salad, and when you add vodka, it’s like a salad party!
I’ve decided not to eat because I have to call to order food in a place where online ordering wasn’t available. That’s pretty lazy.
olivia i just ordered spicy cheetos from amazon to my home
:::uses sparkle gel pen to add more hearts around his name:::
:::crosses Mario Lopez off ‘childhood crushes I still have’ list:::
The premise that Beyoncé is the one that gave black and Hispanic “permission to flaunt the things that make them unpopular ...their coloredness and their weight” is the part where I’m gonna have to strongly disagree. For one, I feel like this gives Beyoncé both too much credit and not enough. I agree that Beyoncé has…
This ad is under the article about the Depp-Heard divorce (on my end anyway), and I find it extremely appropriate.
your honor, he thinks the jack sparrow accent is arousing.
Your honor, he wants to finger me with all his rings on.
Your honor, my husband is being owned by a dickensian Australian politician.
It looks like Hillary’s not really there and Jamie Lee is just smiling at a wig and a jacket.
Something rarely considered which I wish would be at the front of more people’s minds is that many of these people were enslaving their own kin. Their children, their brothers, sisters, their child’s grandparent. So sick, so sad, I wish we spent more time focusing on slave narratives, their stories, their…
“Even when I worked in PC World I would sometimes walk up to people and nip at their shirt. I got in trouble once; someone walked into the PC repair centre and I had part of their dad’s computer in my mouth. But the other staff knew I was like that to everyone. They didn’t find it weird.”
I don’t have to make things easier. Either you agree that Trump has no business being anywhere near the Whitehouse or you don’t. If you don’t want a President Trump, vote with the party. It’s a simple notion.
I figured I would try to switch up the whole cheat day thing so what I do is I make every day a cheat day and then once a week I have a somewhat healthy day.
I first heard Tig’s routine about her diagnosis when someone sent it to me and all I could think bitterly was “Oh, great, just what I need.” I was flat on my back, 5 months into chemo at 33 for breast cancer. I was so goddamn sick of cancer and I wanted nothing to do with still more cancer.