They're only saying that because they're never going to fuck her. Not one of them wouldn't jump at the chance to even be near her, much less fuck her.
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OH MY GOD YOU ARE SO PRETTY.
Um.
I love her too. But her crew doe...their ad libs were hilarious!
Jay Z has the best wife of ALL TIME!!!
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Saw this on Twitter and simply had to share with my Jezzies.
From the Rent-A-Swag "Resort Ringbearer 2015" Collection
Honestly, I just don't need to see that. I feel like her actions are the equivalent of a pair of plastic chattering teeth, wound-up and placed in front of our faces, going off forever and a day. Zip it, lady.
A lot of guys are like, "man, I'd totally fuck the shot out of [insert beautiful woman celebrity]." and i just think "even in a universe where they'd want to have sex with me, I'd come instantly and have to apologize".
Eh, I think most women would rather have their significant others in the long run - at least for me, I end up bummed out because I know I'm not hot enough for celebrities to be interested, and I'd probably just panic about not being amazing in bed. Or maybe I just have cripplingly low self-esteem, since even in my…
I mean, idk but having so many corgis that I could conceivably trip on one seems like the opposite of a problem.
I think you should take some advil, get yourself a cup of tea and go to bed early. And don't drive.
Man, the Night Vale Elementary School has really stepped it up.
So she's nine now?
Because people who live in nice houses with front porches and well-manicured front lawns always make good decisions. I imagine their whole world is just one good decision after another.