I grew up as a dirty peasant so the first time I met a bathroom attendant I was so fucking confused, I thought she was coming onto me.

The perverts up by the stage would be, I suppose, venture fapitalists?

They terrify me

Ok so I know that this NOT the point of the article but bathroom attendants drive me absolutely bonkers.

"seasoned clothing-optional gyration specialist." Nicely done Anna. I have a few ideas

"Eating" usually involves teeth and chewing and NOPE, not on mah vulva kthx .

I don't particularly like it, either. The ex-gf and I used "lick" or "going down," or just "oral." And I have a hard time saying "pussy," unless I'm four glasses of wine in and in a filthy mood, whereupon I was likely to pin her down and sit on her face anyway. Sorry, tmi.

Yeah, that's probably it. The image of someone biting and chewing such delicate bits is not very erotic.

zero percent chance I'd be able to get off

nah, the most punk rock thing ever was that girl in L7 taking out her tampon and throwing it in the crowd at Reading.

I think what she is saying is "I give all of the fucks, there are no fucks left for you, for I have taken and am hoarding the complete total of the world's fucks".

She's saying that yes, she actually does care what people think about her. Like, a lot, so she thinks it's strange that everyone has the exact opposite impression of her.

Lena Dunham doesn't care what white conservative dudes think of her.

probs using it in terms of television personality, while kim seems to have a kind of sort of successfulish weird modeling career going on. and she's barely even on her own show and when she is it's boring af.

In our ecclesiastical region there are priests who don't baptise the children of single mothers because they weren't conceived in the sanctity of marriage. These are today's hypocrites. Those who clericalise the church. Those who separate the people of God from salvation."

bigger question: why bing?????????/

"Don Cheadle, House of Cards"? Ouch.

Actually, that's exactly what it means.

Do you really want to live in a society where there are sacred cows that can never be mocked?

Um, Gaston could totally get it.