you are team peeta, no matter how handsome gale's face is.

So Maria doesn't like young women who are nice, polite, gorgeous, and have good hearts? (OMG I sound like Adultasaur right now lol)

"Back Home Baller" is totally what visiting my parents' house is like. Good job, ladies.

.... I miss my mommy.

It's ok, I'm not proud that I *DO* know. :/

"Natural selection"? He is one cold-ass dude if he thinks people should just get preventable diseases and die.

I once went out with a guy who said he was a writer, and since I'm also a writer, I asked who some of his favorite authors were. He said,

Piff whatever. If you knew anything about Emmett Kelly, Otto Griebling and the Golden age of circus you would have a favorite clown too. I'm talking about art here, friend. Not some hackey travesty written by Stephen King. I weep for the shallowness of your existence.

I'm pretty sure the fact that you professed to having a favorite clown on the internet just landed you on some kind of watchlist.

Yeah, this calls for the invention of a Disgusted Yawn.

pizza??? is it pizza?

I'd assume he's gonna capture me and sell me to Jabba the Hutt for a large bounty.

The most amazing thing about intentionally or unintentionally leaked celebrity sex tapes is that there has never been a gay one. Ever. How can that possibly be?

clover hope? like super cool heroine in a novel. who is adorable.

You will! Hold tight and you will. Internet hugs to you.

I kind of like the idea of a condiment called "Just." It's very chic-sounding.

Also, Duke's or Blue Plate forever.

actually, you can go one further. you can slice and velvet the beef BEFORE you freeze it. just put the cornstarch mixture in the freezer container/bag and mix it around before tossing it in the freezer. when it's defrosted it's all ready to go. i've done this many times and it works great and saves time.

I didn't think that Kara meant "White people! Explain these things to black people!" when she wrote "you." I inferred that it was addressed to some vague "you." The "you" that supports the militarization of the police and doesn't question why these things happen disproportionately to the black community, the "you"…