Look, I'm with you on shaming the EEI crowd every time they deserve it. Lou deserves it here and D&C is a daily exercise in casual, dogwhistle racism (I sometimes wonder if the average 495-to-128 commuter needs three or four snide snickers from those worthlessly smug cretins before he can take his morning dump).

He does, albeit inadvertently, make a very good argument for going back to school.

"Dammit! How is he so good at the tweeting thing?"—Peter Gammons

Good. I can delete this episode without listening.

Domestic violence charges dropped? Maybe we should be calling it football.

They should think about winning their own conference, then maybe they'll get a chance.

Trevor Robinson: Ugh this online dating thing is so fruststrating

Girls is the equivalent of Miley Cyrus; trying to get attention via "shock value" to the point where every "shocking" thing makes people yawn because it's so predictable. And yes, over-privileged white girls that are out of touch with reality.

I feel like any athlete who has a chance at going pro is an absolute shit-for-brains moron for smoking pot at any time. Why risk scholarships, draft placement, public mockery, and a shot at millions of dollars? Weed ain't worth all that.

Honestly, how fucking stupid can you be to smoke weed right before the National Championship, knowing that it is against NCAA rules, and they can randomly drug test?

That. And it's not legal for anyone in the state, no matter their age, until July.

Roy Tarpley was a forerunner to the 7 foot players who had multi faceted games and became what is commonly known as stretch 4's today. The Mavs who had a fun team back then actually had two guys, Tarpley and Detlef Schrempf who were tremendously versatile. Players like Kevin Garnett and Dirk Nowitski are the natural…

Walking through a crowd

If this had happened in Kent? Then it would be rock bottom.

Its like getting robbed by a unicorn. A unicorn that sucks at basketball.

"so we can get him the help he needs", Kalaf finished, before breaking off into peals of laughter with the rest of the Deadspin bullpen, who were making jerking-off gestures the whole time

I was actually on the edge of my seat for a Pistons game. The Detroit Pistons. Gas is cheap as hell and the Pistons have won 6 straight with a thriller versus the Spurs. What year is this again?