Please tell me that he does that every time something in his life goes right.

"Blah blah slow news day boogity boogity traveling bork bork bork not a real dunk durr bad defense mew mew mew."

The only problem I see with this is that MLB somehow called 'dibs' on Bosch. This then caused the Feds to alter their investigation. Remember that MLB does not have jurisdictional authority to investigate crimes, the Feds do. So, if MLB interfered with this and it all fell apart, this "important public policy goal"…

Incredibly difficult to read.

Can't claim to have known Ryno well in his time in Orlando, but knew him and saw him often enough - both before games, after practices, and around the community - that he recognized me, my brother, & my dad. From the little I did get to know about him, he's an awesome guy.
Truly feel like…

By: Albert Burneko

Pete Carroll (walking over to Lynch and Hauschka): You know who else was ready to ride? The 9/11 hijackers, if they actually existed.

"If you all came here for an education, you should have gone to Harvard."

Hey now, let's leave the Quad City DJ's out of this.

Hey, I like fucking swearing as much as the next guy, but this shit you wrote is full of unnecessary motherfucking obscenities. It's a story about a fucking 4 year old kid with cancer. Fuck.

New Orleans has objected, asserting that it's unreasonable to expect fans going abroad for one game to learn a second language.

Is it ok to genuinely like anything anymore? Dude is a handful-of-times-in-a-generation talent who had one of the best offensive seasons in NBA history last year and gave probably the most heartfelt MVP speech in American sports history. Who the fuck is worthy of our admiration in contrast? Please do tell.

Purple church, ftw.