I made this video while learning to use DaVinci Resolve over the weekend.

So a friend of mine needed his car push-started a while back, and I realized that I really want a push bumper without all that weight and whackerishness, so I took the Go-Rhino lower brackets and attached rubber bumpers to it to make a mini-pushbar, a la 70’s GM landboats. I’m pretty pleased with the outcome.

A while back a fellow commenter posted a picture of his car with this grille mod, and I finally got around to making my own, only to find that my car now looks like the product of the other four-letter f-word. So I made this because I thought it was funny.

Hey, apparently my car can pee on its own tire!

I thought about putting a green lens over my spotlight, just because. And yes, I will use anything as an excuse to take pictures of my beloved shitbox.

This Black Friday I picked up a Digiland tablet for next to nothing, and decided to semi-permanently mount it to my dashboard. I installed Torque Pro, paired it with my BAFX Bluetooth OBDII adapter and started driving.

Installed a pair of Summit Racing Street & Strip mufflers on my Crown Vic. Sounds wicked nasty, if nothing else.

As I posted recently, my 2007 Crown Victoria Police Interceptor was totalled ($6000 in damage, still sorta drives though, and I retained the title) by a woman who thought that red lights during rush hour were merely a suggestion. So I got another one.

It still runs, but it's not really repairable. Thanks, person who thinks red lights are just a suggestion!

So I decided that I wanted to see how racing stripes would look on my P71, but I didn't want to deal with Plasti-dip, so I sprayed some magnetic strips red and blue and used them instead.

+2 doors, +25 horsepower, +800LBs, +40 defense, -0.4L, now immune to curbs.

Hit this pothole going about 70, as I had no time to slow down or dodge it because of other cars. No damage. Went by the next day and there were some pieces of plastic scattered around the area, and the pavement was even more damaged.