AliceWisdom
AliceWisdom
AliceWisdom

She’s reached Aretha/ Mariah/ Hillary levels!!

this is the real story here folks

I actually met Jonah Peretti once at some tech thing. He asked me if I was waiting in line and I said no and he said thanks.

Look, I have bipolar disorder with major depression. It’s about communication. If you break plans because you can’t get out of bed, for example, have the decency to communicate that you have to break your plans. No ghosting. There’s a difference between being mentally ill and being a jerk. You can’t blame being a

People in North Carolina are literally drowning right now and they’re talking about Caitlin Jenner and what shower she’d use?

To be fair, she’s 1000% better than DT Jr. and Dracula

She has a book coming out next year about the subject, promising “highly tactical, solution-oriented content” for women in the office.

The Trump family is the deluxe gift basket of deplorables.

I dislike Boehner but he can only be watching the television and thanking whatever dark gods he worships that he isn’t in the hot seat right now.

I’m liberal as fuck, but I wish there was more oompf to that performance. Albeit, I think she’s trying to play out the clock and let Trump Cleveland Browns himself into a defeat

Getting tackled by a girl is nothing to be ashamed of. Now getting tackled by a kicker...

I haven’t seen a female knock the hell out of someone like that since... well since last night at the debate I guess

Is everyone mocking him? I genuinely thought he seemed like a lovable guy. I just hope he doesn’t go Joe-the-Plumber and try to cash in his 15 minutes ridiculously.

As others have said before me...he should be forced to carry this unviable campaign to term. His (political) life is in danger? Too bad, so sad. That precious, precious presidential campaign is alive (even if hideously deformed and its death is both inevitable and painful for those that love it). It would be murder

My favorite Tweet of the year has a similar flavour:

Sorry Pence, this campaign is in it’s 14th month. Too late to abort now.

Nutmeg is not grumpy because she’s old, she’s grumpy because she specifically requested NO FONDANT!

Perhaps a cabinet position?

Does the NRA advocate that women carry guns to defend themselves from sexual predators whom they endorse for President?

Every single one of these cowards knew EXACTLY what Trump was when they endorsed him.