AliceWisdom
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AliceWisdom

I think they look like a flight attendant or cruise ship worker from the 80s.

A friend of mine works for an Australian Olympian and we have been mocking the Australian uniform for weeks. It looks like a barbershop quartet had sex with a boarding school.

My dad is friends with a head coach of a Brazilian National Team.

Add in the bicycle track that fell into the ocean and killed 2 people, and Rousseff is giving Putin a run for the “piss on your leg and tell you it’s raining” money by pretending anything about this Olympics is going to work. I honestly think we might see athletes die from swimming in that sewage water.

I’m still continually impressed that the Rio Olympics are a thing that is still happening. Despite the complete and utter unpreparedness of Rio which includes not just a lack of facilties but a failure to clean up polluted areas the atheletes will be forced to compete in. Added to the high crime rates of Rio and the

You know, you might have had a point up til you started talking about how great Canada’s unis looked...those look like hipster douche trash sportcoats, not “we mean business suits”.

What even is that horrid short length?! These are athletes. Give me thigh or give me death!

my crush on baby michael showalter knows no bounds

Well, besides the names noted above, the big hole in Twin Peaks is going to be the absence of BOB—the distinctively terrifying actor who played him, Frank Silva, died in 1995.

I’m still pissed off that this shooting, which the shooter admitted was an attack on women, did not get a ton of attention. People focused on the fact that it was in a movie theater more than the fact that the shooter was an admitted misogynist. I mean the host of a radio show even said that the shooter frequently

She looks like she been infected with some strain of Kardashiovirus.

I would also be in the middle of a personal emergency if every Beyonce fan IN THIS UNIVERSE and a few others were being super fucking insane. Holy shit.

Becky with the bad hair day.

To a thin-haired person like me, Rachel Roy’s hair is enviable and amazing.

Oh god she’s one of THOSE. I had the misfortune of having to deal with one of those - “I respect your family sooooooo much, and you yelling at me about sleeping with your man was just totally unacceptable” nose-in-the-air insincere dumb nightmare narcissists (and since she’s stalked me on Jez before - hey girl!).

She absolutely thought this through. This is so thoroughly Rachel Roy, it’s embarrassing. She’s been doing this petty shit towards Beyonce since forever.

Yeah she’s obviously seeking attention, and is probably happy to get it. That said, I read that when she deleted the original post people started going after her 16 year old daughter’s account, which is uncalled for. Poor kid.

Funny how the people who claim to hate drama are so often the ones starting it.

I had the same switch thing happen with Weezer. I don’t know exactly when it happened, but I can’t stand to listen to any of their songs now.