This is such cool information that I did not know so out of the greys with you!

I was already really sad about Chyna. Now I am just morose. She was such a gender equality champion.

I like the blue column by J. Mendl, but don’t understand why it wasn’t properly fitted to the model. Someone needs to hoick that bodice up, stat.

Hell, no! Mine was like a pearl gray with a pinky undertone. My sister’s was emerald green. Wear whatever color you want, it’s your dress!

Location scouting has begun, with director Michael Bay seemingly setting his sights on Stonehenge in England as a potential target.

So very embarrassing. I cringe in horror every time his crazy orange face crosses my screen. And seriously, WHY IS HE SO ORANGE?

She’s not wrong. In some parts of the world the outcome of American elections influences the odds of a bomb dropping into your neighborhoodd. Though lately, it doesn’t matter, as the odds are consistently high.

i love kiki always and forever. she was in every favorite movie i had as a kid

The center ‘free’ square should just be an image of a mason jar with a candle in it.

Backyard wedding in which they only spent a total of $100 including the rings and dress and yet they had the BEST WEDDING EVER. They are totally more in real love then those ass wipes that spent more than $100 for their wedding...those people are too materialistic and slaves to the Wedding Industrial Complex.

“Lentils” should just be the “FREE SPACE” square at this point.

MY MAID OF HONOR WAS A LENTIL!

I’ve got one - “Well, I know a Person A and B that had a $5 lentil wedding and now they’re TOGETHER FOREVER and THE KING AND QUEEN OF LOVE and I know a Person C and D who spent MONEY ON THEIR WEDDING and now they’re DIVORCED and live in HELL.”

Ladies and gents: I’ve been here at Jezebel for a loooooooong time now and I would like to welcome you all to Jezebel Wedding Bingo. Here are some of your squares

-City hall
-Simple dinner with friends
-Marriage is pointless and sexist
-Engagement rings are sexist
-Wedding dresses are sexist
-Choosing to take your husband’s…

Ooh, a hipstery hot-take on weddings! Just what we all needed. “*I* got married before Facebook. *I* served my guests champagne out of a truck bed before Pinterest told everyone that vintage is cool again. *I* think that everyone else should just elope in pajama pants, with no family or friends present, because four…

Drunk Uncle is one of my favorite things to ever be on SNL

No, you are not. As a liberal feminist, I too dream of the future wedding my BF and I plan to have. It’s something I’ve always wanted and I don’t think there is anything wrong with that.

I’m currently planning my wedding, and as the last of my friends to get married (I’ve been a VERY good sport time and time again as I have spent thousands on bachelorette parties, showers, weddings, gifts, etc) c’mon now...let me have my time to enjoy and celebrate! No need to hate on other people’s happiness! Sheesh.

Yeah, you’re 33 now, we get it.