I just spent some time standing in the kitchen. It was to eat a bunch of Sour Patch Kids out of a bag and drink some chocolate milk out of the carton. Something tells me this might not count.

I'm six blocks away and I've got a "gently used" cloth liner they can have.

I'm originally from Iowa. My older sister's wedding was probably around 150, even though neither our family nor my brother-in-law's family are large at all. But they all come, and of course family friends come, and when you're from a small town, that ends up including a lot of people, because you can end up…

Actually, some of the Republican female senators haven't been any better. During the session, post-filibuster, pre-crowd screaming, evil demon Donna Campbell slouched back and talked on her cell phone for half an hour.

HAH! Brotaku. That's perfect. Thank you for my morning LOL.

UT has a lot of bros, but they seem to sequester themselves into specific pockets. They're definitely avoidable. Your "avoid 6th street" advice is absolutely sound, and I'd actually tack on that if you're trying to avoid bros to avoid Rainey Street as well.

Right? That Barbie has got a slammin' booty.

Oh man. This is so true. I have to PLAN to get drunk now. Maybe carrying a checklist so as to avoid like microwaved garbage the next day isn't a terrible idea.

Major props to Demi Lovato for some mad self-awareness and wisdom. I'm continuously impressed with her and her way of dealing with difficult circumstances.

Either that, or he's just not getting any at all, so he doesn't want anyone else to have any fun, either.

He'd be a great template for controlling jerk Ken, wouldn't he?

What now? I got distracted by that thing in the waffle cone.

That's true. In this case, he was awfully descriptive of "the other guy" and ended up bringing to light her human characteristics anyway. Hmm.

Well it's not like he was probably listening.

He refers to her as "the woman." Unless there's some reason he can't actually say her name that I don't know about, wtf, Ricky?

I'm sad that Jenny's friend/fiancé and his family seemed to become accepting/willing to marry her when she pursued lap band surgery.

Know what's great about the "#sitdownwendy" hash tag?

Totes motivated. The future belongs to the Texans to show up. Let's get people to show up!

Also with credit for the assist, Judith Zaffirini and Kirk Watson. Dream team!

I do have Twitter, but I'll admit I don't use it all that much. When I'm there I'll most likely try to start a Groupthink post. Check here first!