":( in my darker moments, I think I should let him go so he could find a woman who could afford to have a kid-I even chastise myself for not listening to my mother; "you should have married a rich man"."

Agreed. I love me some Damon, and even considered switching to Team Damon when Stefan was on his crazy Klaus-make-me-angry tangent, but no. Elena + Stefan 4 ever!

Nina Dobrev's dress, especially the train, is AMAZING. Solange and January Jones look so modern, not just because of the yellow but the shapes (JJ's metal insets and Solange's cuff - YES). Finally, some interesting fashion to look at.

RIP, furry friend. I want to run home and hug my cats right now :(

Siding with you on this one. I can't be reasonable when Tom Cruise is involved. The second I saw his photo I swear my breakfast taco came back up a little.

I'm having a hard time deciding how to feel about the K&K trial. On one hand, I want it to blow up and expose Kim (and really the rest of them) for the hacks they really are. But then I think, what good would that do? People already know they're famous for basically nothing of merit but don't care. Would it really…

Seriously. Where's the packet of tissues? Why isn't everything covered in crumbs? Why aren't there at least three tubes of lip balm and 20 "lost" hairties?

Melania looks...disturbed.

Ditto. Some mags have one page dedicated to this (I think Marie Claire), but I want an entire magazine of photos of people's bags dumped out. And not just famous people with fancy journals and crap.

I'm aware I might get flamed for this, but there's some definite irony in an ad for "True Reflection" - a scent that supposedly reflects who you really are - featuring Kim with metric tons of makeup and photo doctoring.

My skin crawls at this too, specifically with bikers. I live in a city considered to be very bike-friendly, and there are bike lanes just about everywhere. We drove up a hill around 11pm and there was a biker, no helmet, no rear lights or reflectors, wearing all black with no reflective tape or anything. This happens…

Came here to say this. Their faces are all *just* different enough, but you could identify a Culkin by his face no problem.

Wow. Next stop: modeling for products in SkyMall.

Totally was not paying attention to this 50 Shades business before, but if either Sarsgard or Somerhalder end up in it, I will give the movie all of my dollars. ALL OF THEM.

I'd be down to watch Ian Somerhalder do something other than make eyes on Vampire Diaries. Not that I dislike that but let's turn that thermostat up a few degrees, shall we?

Cosigned. Wasn't really interested before, paying attention now.

She doesn't exactly have an eagle eye for fashion, does she? That shirt is for the birds.

I just feel bad for the bird.

Dang. I would definitely see if you can arrange a room-switch. Worst case scenario, you can always "accidentally pass out" in a different friend's room. Hopefully it won't come to things like that - you shouldn't have to be dodging crazies on your vacation.

Do the other people going on the vacation know that something like this is happening? It would suck for him to get weird on the trip and for the rest of your friends to not at least have some background. Maybe they'll be able to run some kind of interference so he doesn't follow you around and mess everything up, like…