You start with, "When a grown-up house and some grown-up explosives feel very close to one another, something special happens."

I know what you mean! 2/3 of Black people use computers now. Right?

I'll bet when Fergie hears about this, she'll pee her pants!

He seems to be getting worser.

the "feces or vomit?" game,

You can watch the video in its context last night, or just look at this.

I've never heard of a pint of ice cream lasting a few weeks!

That does sound mighty polite.

I've always gotten a kick out of this pic:

This appears to be a thin, flaky pie crust.

Right in the sweet potatoes!

This previously has been eaten and digested.

Liars! All of them liars! She is a real person, because Mr Ed, the talking horse, told me she was a real person. (The liberal media probably forced them to print that lie at the bottom of the column!)

Now we know what he's really into.

Nightmares are dreams, too.

For a second there, I thought it was William Blake, which would have made more sense!