I saw a video like that once.

BUTTerfly sounds more delicate than ASSwings I guess.

It also looks like flag wavin'gal says "whatever" but I'm no Helen Keller.

I'm going to be screaming that all day long, in-between maniacal laughter.

Happy birthday.

Doesn't he have the right to bear arms?

He is a man of many talents.

Cue Oprah's "Favorite Things" audience reactions:

aaaaaaaand

I've made a huge mistake. But please understand; I have no conscience, so what I mean is, these eyebrows are the huge mistake.