The shooting, which occurred just before 3 PM on Tuesday,

I’m gonna use that blocked-ad revenue money to buy you some nice, soothing butt-salve, and a mohair washcloth with which to apply it. Because you’re worth it.

Only if driven by a Guy Fieri impersonator who will only take you to Flavor-town.

*eyes roll so hard I cartwheel down the hall*

Uh, a lot of people went after Mitt Romney during the year after his failed presidential run. People doorstepped him and took stalker-shots of him while he was in Costco.

I voted for Hillary Clinton.

+1 K.O. face

Put a 5-foot-9, 175-pound AHL goon against a 6-foot-5, 235-pound counterpart, and who do you think will usually come out on top?

He’s a fucking white male that will grow up to oppress women and people of color, but, okay, I guess we have to pretend everything is cool because you want to feel good.

I bet The Slippery Slope would make a pretty good name for a winter game themed gay bar.

Can anyone else not see how many recs a comment gets, or is it just me?

Well, I mean....he’s also Jewish, so congratulations on managing to outdo Barstool in horribly ill-advised jokes that aren’t funny.

I’ve watched CSI. Their had to be SOME evidence. They need that think that lights up bodily fluids, or like, a fragment of a photo that the ridiculously photogenic lab tech could blow up into a fully in focus picture of him. No way you can just go on the word of multiple witnesses and the personal experience of…

what’s “leftover pizza”?

Vegetables and candy!? What is this, a stadium for ants?

They sacrificed precious dip space for vegetables. Vegetables! Vegetables in their whole, unaltered form have no place at a Super Bowl party. Cool stadium though.

They should paint the 50 black.

Raiders Give Middle Finger To The NFL

I think he’s alive cause these scenes haven’t happened yet (unless they went all in on this stunner and had Colin Farrel stick around and film some alternate scenes for trailers) Theres also a seen with him with bloody knuckles at his meeting spot with Vince Vaughn:

Does being fired from your own website count as being defeated?