AlexLongclaw
Alex, a nameless Kotaku reader
AlexLongclaw

Ha! I'm actually really enjoying DBZ Xenoverse. The story mode is a nice twist on a tale that's been told more times than Beowulf. Character creation is fun. The worst part of it is how random the rewards are.

The gentleman came in with his video camera a couple hours later. The video started with the back of his television and then immediately cut to him masturbating on his bed for five seconds then back to the television.

I used to work for a little franchise called Play N Trade (basically GameStop, with all around better prices)

The Pokemon story warms my heart. That poor kid must've been verbally abused at school or something. Probably by kids who think Nintendo is "immature" because it's not full of guts an swearing.

how you gonna leave out my man Frieza with Gun?!

This one ought to be an alternate outfit in a DBZ fighting game or MK. It's really, really good.

OH THANK FUCK!

1978 Atari:

Is it spherical?

For as high def as the Vita is, it hasn't helped it gain marketshare or third party support one bit. Nintendo can do as it wants handheld wise, Sony screwed up it's chances twice there, Nintendo doesn't have anything to fear from them.

Dust: An Elysian Tail
Freedom Planet
Ori and the Blind Forest
Dusty Revenge
Ducktales Remastered
Sine Mora
Dillon's Rolling Western
Skyrim
the Worms franchise

Goat Simulator.

I should be more specific and demand animals you can play, in a RPG type game. I do need to get round to playing tropical freeze, though. The fur is supposed to look really... fur like.

Naw, was looking forward to this. More games need to feature pirate Penguins. Sounded like a cool idea. I guess it's for the best, would rather it not come out at all if it wasn't going all that well, and then have it get low scores.

that makes me wonder how many yotube, Facebook, twitter, etc accounts belong to dead people. I wonder how many accounts are just sitting there

Google already got you covered.