AlexLongclaw
Alex, a nameless Kotaku reader
AlexLongclaw

Ohhh, so that's how the penis skyscrapper in How I Met Your Mother looks like!

Dude, I'd legitimately hire the fuck out of you because of that comment.

That is so freaking cool :'0

I wish I could say that about myself... :'I

DO WE REALLY HAVE TO PLAY ARCEUS?!

The video lasts half an hour, how is that a "quick look"? lel

Dude, there are some campaigns that can blow your mind. Of course, there are ugly ones, but the game has been out for years so there are modders who have been able to pull out quite amazing campaigns.

And just now I'm finding out all these games follow a story, heh :V

So... they got arrested? Or they... escaped? Or they got arrested and then were set free?
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UNGH, I don't understand this article's conclusion!! What happened at the end?!

Good luck in your noble mission, bro.

Well, I do see a difference... and to me they do look better afterwards, but... man, it creeps me out, like thinking about having your head changed liked that just doesn't feel right.

Are those freaking bat swords? :0

Songs*

Shop contest? :V

"ran like a dog"?

So Mario uses a Goomba's corpse as disguise to trick other Goombas into believing he's one of them. That's... that's pretty messed up.

Why do they have to keep adding these bundles with digital downloads?? D:
That's extremely cheap and lame...
You're finally moving forward with digital distribution, Nintendo... don't fuck it up like this, please :I

One of my favorites :3

Now playing

Whatever... when are we getting a freaking FiM game made by WayForward. That NEEDS to happen!!

Yeah... I've seen stuff like that in the internet...
Like some of them are also so fixed on the idea of MLP being for little girls than they start thinking they can be on the same level as little girls and treat them like friends of the same age or something like that. I don't know, it's weird. Haven't seen anything