Unfortunately , in Mexico a burned body does not mean that the person died in a fire. So, perhaps she was a kidnapped person, burned and later found days after (enough time for maggots to grow).

Here. (How in hell do I submit a picture?)

Totally right. "Parquea la troca around the corner" English or Spanish?

Good luck AT&T. Hope you consider 20+ variations of Spanish (slang). It's not the same for a mexican to a Colombian or Venezuelan for the very same phrase.

Good one, sir.

Leica M3, Nikon F5, Canon T90, all film cameras

Actually, Leslie is partially correct, there is a facebook application for feature phones, but service is free only for 30 days. http://www.ideastelcel.com/pdf/promociones/bases_facebook_app.pdf

Who cares, she won!!!

Cops normally ask first "Do you know why I ..." The three times I have been pulled out I gave this: I was driving 30, that's the last speed sign I saw, probably I missed a lower speed sign". This gives the cop a hint that you were driving "by the rules" and that you make an "honest" mistake.