Yes, I was thinking 12th gen or whatever Eldorado, too! But the Eldo has an almost vertical C-pillar line. Proportions and other bits sort of match, though...

Maybe some kind of modified Cadillac Eldorado?

The name was “delirium furiosum.”

Moose Jaw, yesss, don’t expect to see references on Jalopnik to the Western Development Museum. That’s a fairly random display for them, usually it's tractors and other things that actually had a hand in Western Development, not a low production oddball electric car 

There’s a tiny bit of safety logic to battery trucks, too. Which is why they should not just be encouraged, but mandated once the tech gets to a certain point.

And it came in travel size with Dixie cup graphics

And for God’s sakes don’t let him smoke.

I hate this and I hate all of you. 😒 Make KITT a black ‘80s Trans Am that cranks synthwave and cuts CUVs in half with a laser. I’d watch the fuck out of that.

Since were talking about a show that had impossible tech, why not an electric car with a 2000 HP (Knight industries two thousand, get it?) and a battery range that’s nearly never ending because of a tiny palm sized solar panel that can recharge the battery almost instantaneously.

Cars, pffft. No one does cars anymore. You need something futuristic, and you need a carmaker looking to make a name for itself through merchandising - KITT hats, KITT t-shirts, KITT iPhone covers, KITT bed sheets, KITT app video game, KITT light-up shoes, KITT bracelets, KITT bandanas, KITT toilet paper, the list is…

Our family had one of these when I was a wee tyke. I remember it getting stuck in the snow in our driveway on a regular basis and that there was a lot of room in the back to play with toys. And that is my Jalopnik review.

Keep the Camry and the Ranger for now.

Can confirm Coleman fuel will work. In the 80's we had a Econoline conversion van as the family truckster. Unfortunately, when we bought it, it did not come with AC as standard equipment (it had a TV and a couch that folded into a bed, but no AC...I digress). My Dad decided to have aftermarket AC installed.

I feel like I’m in a safe space so I’ll come out and say it... I like vans. Big ones, little ones, weird ones. I took a class trip to the UK in high school (‘97) and kinda fell in love with the Ford Transit. It was my first trip across the pond (it sounds pretentious even when written) and I couldn’t stop checking out…

Well, the tradition of “American” food is to take someone else’s cooking and make it “better”:

I went to an international food festival once which was basically a bunch of booths set up with foods indigenous to all the different countries represented. There was a U.S.A. booth at the end and I was wondering what they would have, maybe apple pie, hot dogs, hamburgers, croisandwiches, or aerosol cheese? Nah, those…

I rushed down to the comments to put in my vote for the FC as well, you sir deserve as star!

That’s like asking me to pick my favorite child.

The J6. Two door Gladiator, Im still hoping this sees production

The Mighty FC. If they could have made this, it would be the Jeep in my driveway instead of an YJ.
Big cab, big bed very little wasted space.  Imagine this with a camper.