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I don’t get it.

First off, a NOPI Drift banner? What is this, 2002?

Definately looks like the wheels stopped spinning and the tranny/clutch blew first.

Or he wants to ship large amounts of cargo at a low cost to places with minimal/nonexistent airport infrastructure. Which could actually be an excellent business model.

No, it’s a Jeep. This is a Triumph:

In the words of Adam Savage, “I reject your reality and substitute my own.”

[brokagain] is a spectacular decal.

I reallllllly wanted to just live in that small Kansas town until I fixed it, so I could drive it in, but Freddy wasn’t having it.

I’m fixing it in Moab, and then off-roading it.

I want to drive it home, but Patrick won’t let me. I think my coworkers legitimately think I’m ill.

reports were that the vandalism earlier this year—including a message keyed into the car that said “MOVE”—did $7,500 worth of damage.

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Aptly reported by Jason TORCHinsky as well.

“hey babby check out my sweet manoeuvres”

Trackrabbit - Never Ask.

Separated at birth?

What, you expected me to READ the article? This is still Jalopnik, right?

A van!

There’s a rust free, clean as a bean, all original 1970 250 with a frigging 4-speed on the tree manual for $9,999 and did I mention it’s rust free? CP on this Corvette swap.

$1500? Man, your coworkers got ripped off.