Move the headlights out to on top of the fenders put an extension to move the grill forward a bit put a 12 slat grill on it and call it a Power Wagon.
It would get much love.

I’d say any Tesla. Badge engineering today exists due to two factors

1. The need to keep dealers happy even as product homogenization happened
2. World market segment economies of scale (to a lesser degree)

In the early days up to maybe the 70's, car brands were engineered separately. A Buick was a Buick, with a Buick…

You missed something important here - it can’t possibly be a K-car as it’s clearly shown on multiple occasions to be RWD, and the K-car is a FWD platform.

But but ... It is supposed to be rear wheel drive.

On the other hand, Donald Duck is

To my mind, it has the proportions and lines of the ‘86 Plymouth Gran Fury. The details like vertical taillights and round sealed beams are off.

False. Simpsons canon died with Maude Flanders.

Not a K-car derivative. As we can see in this screen grab, Homer’s car has a longitudinally oriented engine.

Personally, I’m a big fan of the first one, and look forward to seeing it in showrooms.

*slams fist on the table*

Maybe not completely, but at least we will get a tons of impressive footage.

Lego is like boobs. Technically they’re for the kids, but mostly dad plays with them.

That opening animation is astounding.

Fix it again, Torch.

Which one is my favorite? That’s entirely too easy:

You could sue them for that. We had 2 instances in my 3 years at a fast lube and tens of thousands of changes where a plug or filter was not secure, out of about a dozen callers like you. Our policy was to tell them to wait, get an address, grab tools, a fillup of oil, a replacement plug, filter, and gasket, and the…

Ford 021C. Small, rwd, awesome looks, bright colors. What’s not to love?

Ford 021C

I love that we are in a future now where saying that a car is a '14 and you have to wonder if he means 1914 or 2014. Welcome to the future!