I love that we are in a future now where saying that a car is a '14 and you have to wonder if he means 1914 or 2014. Welcome to the future!

1 hp is fine for a horse, but far too much on a dog. It would be spinning out all the time. A lesser powered dog would lose it on a windy path.

First off, NP. Pretty decent car for not allot of cash.

Where wouldn’t you be able to drive a four-wheel drive Model T, besides inside live volcanoes, etc?

How bad is one at science to go from smart feller to fart smeller...

Any. Time.

I don’t know much about fish, but I’ve heard that when pizza is on a bagel, you can eat it at any time.

Crosley under construction in the Spring of 1958

That stuff don’t grow on trees, ya know

This bad boy. A girl I knew in college needed me to help her with something on her car(so long ago I don’t even know what I did, this was around the early 2000s) but my reward was this... thing. At the time, I had a 97 Mitsu Galant that I entered in shows:

“This is exactly the sort of thing Jalopnik’s tame physicist, Stephen Granade”

Rust. Intentional rust.

I have seen Canadian snowbirders in the Mojave desert towing them behind their RVs.

Truckee Amber and Truckee Dark...that stuff raised me right. Street Fighter and pool at PJ at lunchtime with that little truck (and the caboose) outside. Good times.

This Gilmore is a litte strange.

it's... it's... beautiful.

Pictured: The 2015 Mercedes-AMG GT doing what it does best. Photo credit Mercedes.