YOUR MOM

by giving out FREE UPDATES!!!!!! Yay!!!

and Jobs worse-er.

PROBLEMs?

Solution: Don't buy Android

ACHIEVEMENT UNLO

U SO JELLY

And there wil be lots of puzzles PROFFESAH!!!!!!!!

Not only that, but he prompted the gov't to put some restrictions in Akihabara.

You don't need to buy a new iLife every time a new one is released, it's like buying Microsoft Office every time Microsoft releases a new one. Also, the problem with you is that you buy newer versions of OSX when Jobs releases a new one, now wonder your iMac overheats, you're stretching its limits. Everybody knows…

"An enterprising hacking ring has reportedly stolen nude pics and videos from more than 50 female celebrities, including Vanessa Hudgens, Scarlett Johansson and Natalie Portman, and the FBI..."

I once met a "professional" hacker "working" for Anon.

Government agents in 3... 2... 1...

It would be like... like....

I SAY THEY'RE NOT!

I say they just had too much tentacles in the Nuclear Plant.

Where the fuck is Godzilla when you need him?!

Bad translation, bad imagination, and just bad chinese name giving combined all together.

Nope. Vibrators. They could be worse.