Well that’s fair, I suppose. 

Pretty sure we just learned everything we needed to about you, lol

She’s gramming about eating ass and buying boats, followed by a hilarious publicist-penned passive aggressive apology for said adulterous butthole-rimming. I can forgive them missing the diabolical reference.

I watched to the videos too, and found them very tongue in cheek.

Can we get a road going version please?

E39 was peak 5 series, in my opinion.

No they didn’t.

Modern BMW design language is the best thing that has ever happened (and continues happening) to competing automakers.

I’m gonna need some data on the drunk driving stats in Nairobi to believe a “probably” claim LOOOOOOOL

They left a man w/ a trach & who has to use a voicebox emplifier to speak in jail for a year. Makes me stabby.

It’s crazy, I got pulled for a DUI once despite not having anything to drink. The cop did not want to hear from me at all, I was cuffed and taken to the hospital straightaway. Had to arrange for a ride home from the police station in the middle of the night and to get back to retrieve my car the next day. I had to pay…

I give Hammerhead an A for this comment

We need a Federal do-not-hire list for bad cops, like the way you can be dishonorably discharged from the military.

The simulation is getting weird AF

To be fair, no one told Perry life was gonna be this way. 

Joe Piscopo is alive? 

Love the carvana statement ! It’s the gubment’s fault !! 

Revised title:

Skynet is inevitable

Every little helps I suppose.