because you’re smart enough to know they’d pay you in certificates and McDonald’s monopoly tickets

Schwinn went through bankruptcy restructuring many years ago (I think late 90's) and became nothing more than a brand name for box stores to sell as “higher end” than Huffy. They are not the same quality bicycles you parents remember from the 70's and 80's.

I’m pretty sure they’ll just keep charging the same fee if this goes through, and just pocket the profit.

Mercedes, BMW, Land Rover, Jeep, Audi just off the top of my head.

*Buys a $110k SUV*

It’s just an underground Tesla dealership.

That sounds promising. Perhaps you should offer to run a training course.

Maybe the solution is to have bigger vehicles that can carry more people in one go through the tunnel. If it’s really high volume, maybe link the larger vehicles together in a chain so that they all travel at once all at the same speed.

Tell me you’re from California without telling me you’re from California.

Owen you must be a west coaster. Out east there is is no “The” before I-95.

I liked Don’t Look Up, but I’ll be the first to admit that it’s not in the same league as Strangelove or Network (maybe the most prescient movie ever, and Ned Beatty’s scene is an all-time classic)

...the ironically named James Steelman.

“Bob Roberts” would be a good entry on the list as well.

That’s a Lada rust!

I drove a tow truck as a side hustle for AAA back in the day and from the looks of it, she is lucky the car didn’t kill her if she had to stop quickly in route since it wasn’t strapped down AT ALL. The way I was taught - sure you can apply the vehicle’s parking brake but you better not rely solely on that. We had to…

*calculates*

Vanishing Point was a counterculture classic that was ahead of its time, praising drug abuse, the 426 Hemi and the plight of the African American male versus the man in a brilliant performance by Cleavon Little as the nationally broadcast radio man, Super Soul.

Joke’s on them. Just wait until they have to pay the subscription fees!

I would suggest to look for this guy. Last seen he was jumping a stolen dark grey/black Mustang about 600 yards over an ambulance.

Manual transmissions would have prevented this.