Yeah, basically, the conversation was “You’re a doodoo head!” and then Stephens responded with “You shouldn’t call people doo doo heads!” and then “Here are a compelling facts that prove you are a doo doo head! ”

That last email is the one you should have sent first, and it’s a shame you had to let Bret Fucking Stephens hand you your ass before you realized that.

No, he’s spade.

Dude probably bids two notrump while in the East seat with only four tricks.

Do you even bridge, bro???

In Olympic-level bridge, the pegs are tree trunks and you are timed in moving them and East Germany fucking DOMINATED through the 80s.

13 year deal? This is such a dumb plan. So, in 2032, the Phillies plan to pay $15million to a 39 year old Harper, after the west coast gets washed out to sea in 2025 and the entire country is in the rubble of nuclear fallout?
Great plan, geniuses! 

How soon does “don’t drive over rocks” enter Telsa owners manuals? 

To really put the duration of this contract into perspective, when it expires, R. Kelly will try to have sex with it.

You never died, huh?

Really this was the best possible place for a Tesla fire to happen.

I call BS on the operating costs of the Alfa. There is no way that thing isn’t spending half the year in the shop. It’s fuel costs are likely half of whats being used.

I heard he called poutine “shitty soggy fries”.

It happened in Montreal so...something with strippers? Smoking strippers? Smoking strippers making a big deal about sub-par bagels and ok deli meat? Fin du Monde?

Of course you are confused. Opel is a money LOSING operation. They are losing blood. They need to amputate. GM is a money MAKING concern:

I am dumber for having this thread. So many fucking stupid cliched comments.

made a profit of 859 million euros ($979,000)

Wait, hang on. I just want to make sure I’m getting this.