Please keep buying these things people. They keep Ford in the black so they can lose money on things with RS and ST labels.

Not enough starts in the sky for this one. I can give but one.

The International Olympic Committee accepts your challenge.

Hoarding vs. collecting issues aside, few of these cars are that old. How much damn money did he spend amassing this 200-car collection? It must have also taken some effort on his part to acquire that many cars. Maybe not sell-20-per-month effort, but still...

Note that your non-running Porsches are in the garage. Would would the pissed-off spouse think if they were outside with trees and weeds growing through and around them for years and years?

Truth, man, truth.

Well, it does says “Land Rover” on it, so you may want to spend even more for the extended warranty. You will need it. Or, wait to find a used one at CarMax.

What? Wow. What? I don’t even know where to begin, where to see the sarcasm or just broad brushstrokes or crazy/hate. But, what the hell, I’ll bite.

Things we know: The father is her “primary golf coach.” The judge thought golf was bad for her.

Inference: It is a pretty short leap to assume that the judge felt the…

Gracias.

Why would he give a shit? If the game was the only part of her life, perhaps the mother objected to that, not wanting a late-career Tiger Woods or non-career Todd Marinovich for a kid. Just spitballin’ here.

Except we have no idea what’s in the book. The article gives no justification for the ruling. That doesn’t necessarily mean there was justification, but that also doesn’t mean there wasn’t.

Absolutely, but not without all of the facts, no?

Actually, the story indicates no specific reason why the child was prohibited from playing golf. It could very well be not petty.

Perhaps the father was pulling the girl from school or letting her ditch her homework (or perhaps hiring someone a la NCAA-style to “tutor” her) or some other such derelict parent move in…

Aw, hell, the solution to cost control, better action and safety can all be accomplished with a better, simpler rule change: skinnier tires. As in, much skinnier tires.

That will not only slow cars down, it will obviate the advantage of ginormous horsepower engines since they will not be able to consistently get that…

You had me until “digital dashboard.” That thing sucked on the S2000.* Ever drive one with sunlight hitting it and rendering it useless? The contemporary RC51 had a 5/8 scale version of that thing and it sucked, too, and there was no way to put the top on the bike.

* Perhaps the last true, pure, unadulterated sports…

Maybe he can sit next to Chris Christie and they can enjoy their abandoned private beach together as the category 5 storm blows through?

That’s 80,000,000 more reasons why every consumer should join a credit union and tell the banks to kiss off!

Not that you know of, anyway. What happens when you are at work? Imagine what those mice are going through, living in constant fear of being toyed with—even possible extrajudicial execution.

You need cat body cams. I mean, really, who trusts a cat?

Well, when the kid behind the counter said the price, which I think was over $5 with tax (a fucking tax on water?), I instinctively answered, “Five bucks? Are you fucking kidding me?” His response was perfect: “Yeah, we get that all the time. Do you want a cup of water instead? It’s free.”

Hell, yeah, I want some of…

I was wondering if the water was $3 a bottle—not truly insane and cheaper than it was the last time I went to the movie theater ($4.95!!!!?!?!?) or $100 per case. After all, the 36-bottle case would be $108 at that price.

Just playing the curious devil’s advocate here. Maybe someone had water and was only selling so…