Also, in most cases, you don’t get to see the language until after you have bought the ticket, though online sales may be different, but who reads the TOS/fine print anyway?

I put a bunch of miles on a previous-generation 320d over “there” on the Continent. At a mix of two-thirds highway and one-third urban miles (probably flipped when it came to time driving in those conditions) and speeds up to 100 MPH (but not constant 100 MPH because GATSOs—got pinched by one in France), I averaged a…

Uh, you do realize that just about every auto plant in the Great White North has CAW representation, which is like the UAW, but colder and potentially more polite?

All kidding aside, can you tell me how cars made in Mexico are any cheaper for consumers than U.S.-built cars? Every last cent of the savings “earned” by…

Like Trojan Magnum condoms, why would anyone be caught buying the “normal” Viper ever again?

...So far....You still have a few more days.

Uh...where’s the tablet?

I put many, many miles on a W108 as a youngster. Loved that car. Too bad my idiot brother left it out with the sunroof open...for about a week during a tropical storm. Knucklehead.

Just waiting for Tavarish to weigh in here.

As opposed to those magnanimous big businesses like Walmart, whose employees need something like $6 or $7 billion a year in public assistance because the richest family in the world can’t afford to pay them more. Or, perhaps, GM, whose stinginess on ignition switches (Just pennies to fix it!?!?!?!) has led to a number…

The Benz one is worse in a “How can we one up BMW?” manner.

My guess is that each and every one of these “tablets” will be hard-coded to that model and the plug and play you desire (and we all probably deserve as consumers) simply does not exist.

It sure looks that way, doesn’t it?

I see that you have, uh, seen the light.

Have you sat in a new C-class or 3 Series, meaning a 2015 model? The tablet on the dash is HUGE and sticks up over the top of the dashboard. It is ridiculously distracting and not nearly as integrated into the instrument panel as previous multimedia screens were. Given that both automakers have had a long history of…

Crack pipe...but not as crack pipe as a 200,000+ mile S-class for $44,000.

My world view has inexplicably changed this morning. This car with this mileage is 100% crack pipe at $44,000. One. Hundred. Percent. It might be the most certain CP of all time on these pages.

And, yet, the Jalopnik electorate has this thing at over 2% Nice Price. Even for die-hard diesel Merc fanboys this car is…

Also, tablets... SAY NO TO TABLETS IN INTERIORS.

Please, stop it with this stupid claim. Yes, it was bad. No, it’s not relevant regarding consumers and their attitudes toward diesel and it hasn’t been for years.

Senna is a low benchmark.

Does this mean we will eventually have a George “W” Bush carrier since he once landed on one and helped hang a “Mission Accomplished” banner on the island/superstructure?

the father of the modern Nuclear Navy, Hyman Rickover.