About six months ago, my sister, the Asheville, NC, granola eating hippie, asked me to help her choose between a Prius and a VW Diesel. (I think they were both lightly used ‘09 models, as I recall.) I told her to get the Toyota, and she was like, “Aren’t they having airbag issues?” I replied, “That’s Takata, and no, I…

You want to ignore the beautiful Natalie Imbruglia and fawn over some janky-ass project Bimmer?

Counterpoint: Slavery.

Rubbing is racing!

The Maldonadonator exhibited mercy today...

You know that scene in Superman where he flies around the earth so fast he reverses the flow of time?

Harris deserves all the accolades he gets. But, his production staff and videographer (perhaps the same person) is equally deserving. His vids are incredibly well produced and filmed, downright theatrical in quality.

You’re telling me Doc did all of the mods necessary to ensure it could travel through time, but didn’t think to drop in some aftermarket parts to ensure it could get to 88mph in the distance of a parking lot? Doubt it. His Delorean was souped up. #next

Yeah I do. I juggle it with trying to get my degree! I go to B’ham a lot! Wouldn’t mind a pint!

I had a Nissan Xterra a couple years back when I lived in Lagos, Nigeria. This city is like every terrain you just described to the power of 78. I never slowed down for potholes as I was in a raw off-road capable vehicle. I did this for 6 months with no issues. My friend had a CR-V and tried to follow my driving style…

Sorry to hear about your microdick, bro

plus you can fuck in them

Well, thankfully Radio Shack is closing down. Problem solved.

Of course, it's a different story with the Black Series, but in standard trim, the SLS' tail happy nature and slow gearbox don't do it any favors on track.

I have a Nissan Leaf. It pretty much does the same thing.

My dad bought a 540i 6spd in January 2000. Simply put, the car was really incredible. Super smooth on the freeway, power to hoon and stunningly beautiful. He did a number of tasteful modifications which included mild power increases over time. He sold it, to a fellow enthusiest, a couple years ago and replaced it…