Just stick around this week. There's gonna be shit coming out your ears.

If you follow mixed martial arts long enough, even at a casual level, and if you are capable of feeling shame or outrage, the sport will eventually embarrass you. For those of us who follow the sport intently, especially those of us who deeply love it, this is a regular, sometimes daily, occurrence. Awful, ridiculous,…

Sounds like Sue Simmons is still keepin' motherfuckas in check!

Classic Greg Kelly, Best anchor ever.

Ew, gross.

If you were interested in being fair, you'd have included the clarification Kelly gave when they came back from commercial—that he was simply impressed by her breasts, and that he planned to masturbate once the segment was over. A perfectly innocent explanation.

Yes, because everything else about this "report" is so professional.

Usually the combination of bad reporting, booze, and fighting means Mariotti is involved.

There's a non-zero chance that a similar scene plays out after a Knicks game at some point next season.

It reminds me a lot of the WWE 15ish years ago and now, where you had a lot of guys who could move the gate on their own (Austin, Rock, Michaels, Bret, Foley, etc.) but now the WWE has backed off building up a top guy and keeping him there (outside of Cena as well as a Punk here and a Bryan there) so that the brand is…

God baseball can be stupid.

Bryce Harper would have gotten a pass for "hustling" or "playing the game hard."

I did read that part and chose to focus on the overall idiocy of your post. I'm posting from work, I don't have time to address all your follies. But Brian McCann can masturbate to your post all day.

No, no, no. Handing the rules over to things like pens and paper takes the "human element" out of the game.

Some quality nip ation right there.

I hope Dan Shaughnessy now understands why it's a bad idea to let soccer players use their hands.

What's the big deal?

I've invited Jack Dickey to comment on the fact that he's never allowed back here.

Hat looks fresh post-fall as well. Seriously, F this guy.

This is basically idiot criticism bingo, so I'll just put this here so I can point to it in the future.