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Another Deadspin takeover? No way the Atlanta Hawks are getting a BBWAA ballot now.

As someone from Westchester, the New York 914's would be a great name to pick, solely for the hordes of waspy white kids who would buy Jerseys.

God speaks to you through weed? Damn, I wasted all that money on acid.

As others have pointed out, the NCAA should be hoping that the players can unionize instead of fighting it. As I understand it, collective bargaining is the only thing that allows the NFL, NBA, NHL, MLB, etc. to exist as protected cartels. If the universities are going to collude, then the players should be allowed to

BREAKING: Dash Cam Footage of Jim Irsay's Sobriety Test

Let's be honest, 70% of ownership groups in america could have their stadium funding rejected and no one would notice, except the crime rate would go up. THESE GUYS ARE ANIMALS

Not for nothing, but this is just people starting stuff with him and him, fairly enough, responding. If he were the one instigating and going out of his way to talk smack then I'd be a little more annoyed, but this is all about others reaching out first to rattle his cage, and that's what usually happens to athletes

You know what, I've ready too many books about autism. There is a pediatric group called Homestead—Homestead or Homefront, now I have pregnancy brain I got them confused—they've never vaccinated any of their children, and they haven't had one case of autism. And now one in 88 boys is autistic. That's a really scary

At worst their kids will just give other rich, entitled, privately schooled kids whooping cough. Its a wash.

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This morning I figured "hey I don't have to be at work until the early afternoon,let me get some more rest" then five minutes later at 9:30 am BOOM!

@barryap1 had it first on Twitter!

If you play a ten year old online you can get the exact same experience.

I found the Jacksonville crowds to be incredibly lifelike in the game. There were always roughly four or five unique fans.

Picking athletes to be role models? Are you 8 years old?

+1 fucking awesome

Jeff Kent was worse

One of literally hundreds of players who were juicing during that era. Far from the biggest asshole to wear a baseball uniform. Not even the biggest asshole to wear an SF Giants uniform. Never understood the intense hatred for Bonds. He's kind of a dick, but his level of dickishness and "crimes" against the game do

Reporter: Barry, do you belong in the hall of fame?

He's right. He should be in the HOF.

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