Akrassikauda
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Akrassikauda

This is political correctness run amok. Sure, Redskins is a racially charged name that attempts to smooth over centuries of American genocide, but people like Dan Snyder himself are constantly offended every day when, on store shelves, they're brought face to face with products like Keebler Complete Fucking Assholes.

Sorry, but this is Winston's night. You can make all the accusations and jokes you want but he did what he had to do and in the end Winston earned it.

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"So Jimmy says there's one team who is not showing us any respect, he pops in the tape and leaves the room"

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Yeah you're right I should know better. So here's Deion Sanders and his jehri curl juice.

I'm rooting for FSU tonight only to see the ladies of Jezebel lose thier minds.

Isn't that already called Fox & Friends?

I know you not having a job is because of your views and not your ability. How do I now this you may ask? well because I'm a Bears fan and we have Adam f**king Podlesh as our punter who can barelypunt the ball more than 30 yard BUT he somehow still has a job in the NFL!

Jesus, with push-back like that just for advocating equality (Brendon Ayanbadejo is also still unemployed), is it any wonder that every player "really, really like[s] women"? After reading this, it makes much more sense that the plan to introduce several gay players to the league was destined to fail.

This is great, but it also ruins your argument about why Deadspin sucks. +1

here's the island..and we're gonna wanna detonate that baby right here...

Excellent fucking article. Great job.

Pretty much nailed it.

As a west coast guy, fuck Colin Cowherd. To paraphrase a quote from Oz, "shit is shit no matter if it's green, brown, or out of some asshole from L.A."

You're exactly right he talks about LA sports all day long, whether it is usc football or the lakers. The thing is both of those teams are mediocre, and he continues to embarrass himself with his obsession with those teams. I live in LA, and when I first heard his show I thought it was a local radio show. When I heard

Being a human being with a frontal lobe I cannot stand Colin Cowherd.

Not complaining about bias here, its his style and mannerisms that just don't feel right ,like playing a piano with your toes, it doesn't sound right to me...I feel like someone from another part of the country would feel the same way about Big Mike Francesca and I wouldn't blame them for it. Its just that Mike is OUR

Colin Cowherd: The reason this team is struggling is because many of the players come from predominantly African-American urban environments where they don't have strong father figures. They're lazy and undisciplined.

Pretty sure, by most standards (e.g. sales), that the WiiU is the least popular gaming machine around.

"You know what? If you have well defined variables, colored bars, and an interesting title, you can make a good graph."
- John Madden

In this perpetually evolving society that we live in, it's always reassuring to know that some things just never change.