Don't try anything funny in the meantime. Kinect will be watching you.

Hardcore... social game? You know what, I don't even want to know.

As pointed out in the article there are also no games available to even use for a 24 hour window, so yea, its at best a $10,000 tv remote or more likely a $10,000 paperweight at this point.

That headline...

People outside of the US.

You know who isn't thin? Richie Incognito! What a fat fuck that guy is!

I bet Incognito misses the days when you could wear a pillowcase over your head and burn a cross on someone's lawn.

Cleeland was clubbed in the face by a sock filled with coins, coins that free-agent linebacker Andre Royal had spent all day collecting from teammates.

Goddammit, Chrissy, I said "Bills fans suck", not "Suck the Bills fans"......

I didn't read the article. Why is Ozzy Osbourne's face blacked out in the bottom picture?

If we didn't have dumb people (or, for that matter, just rich people who can't give two screws) to buy these things early, then we wouldn't even have a game industry.

*10 years from now*
"Last gen Heroes : MLB The Show series for letting you continue your career since MLB 14 The Show

Yes, But will I be able to buy performance enhancing drugs to give my player in the game the edge he needs to go to HOF.

Each time I hear this song reminds me of the movie Cooley High

I thought I had seen all the audition tapes from Here Comes Honey Boo Boo.

So does Mike Pouncey have any friends who aren't dickheads?

Who needs football when Richie clearly has a bright future ahead in politics, Eh?

Yeah being extorted out of money and bullied with racial epitaphs in your workplace to the point of checking into clinic is something we all go through. It just builds character and togetherness with the organization. I remember that one time I worked at target...oh wait

Sorry guys, but I don't feel too good about this. Gloat if you must, but I just can't condone seeing yet another dolphin getting canned:

Your younger self was wrong about one thing, Drew. Doughboy is an awesome nickname.