I don't blame them. I'm still freaked out that I even have nipples.

Start saving your pennies now its a crazy expensive hobby, and once you start buying them it becomes an addiction.

I don't get it. I never got to play Halo because I was a PS2/PS3 owner. I didn't complain that Halo never came to these consoles. Same with Mass Effect. But lo and behold, years later, at least I got to play the ME trilogy. Just give it time and I'm sure everyone will get everything they want.

Rowed by even more eco-friendly human slaves chained to the oars. Humanity — the ultimate renewable resource.

Image fixed for Japan.

2 days before my birthday... why does that not make me feel good about myself?

Maybe I could just do a Snacktaku special on hot peppers...

Changing this one word (Ditch) to something less arrogant could have made this way better.

"And now a weather news update: Typhoon Moé is just hours from making landfall in the greater Kanto region. Expect high amounts of kawaii, along with some possibly devastating levels of tsundere."

There's a reason they left the Nürburgring out of the base game. That is exactly the kind of track they know they can charge for. Fingers crossed this backlash is making them think twice.

Some of the best writing I've ever seen on Kotaku!

Anyone else find it ironic he's using a Sony 4K TV to demo this?

Why no "not yet"?

Amazon is so awesome.

Just got this e-mail from amazon:

Good stuff. And to the above in my target the signs clearly say all games...underlined.