Well they do say that time’s supposed to heal you...

Seeing people who have callously committed horrific acts on other people start to cry when forced to take (some) responsibility for their conduct always makes me hate them even more.

Sadly I’ve discovered that women just don’t seem to be interested in whether or not a person is a freemason. I don’t know why I even bother going to the lodge anymore.

I have a super yummy recipe for cake made with dates. No sugar, but of course it is sweet because of the dates. So if sweets aren’t your thing, I’ll eat your slice for you. That’s just the kind of swell person I am. Always thinking of others!

Don’t compare Trump to a paragon of trash-monsterism like Oscar. It’s called a garbage CAN, not a garbage CANNOT

Before all is said and done, I truly believe someone will be dead and it will be at the hands of angry racists riled up by Trump’s angry rhetoric. It might be a Muslim, or it might be a Latino. But it will be someone Trump has declared not worthy of the privileged of living in America. He has inspired a large group of…

Fam, ain’t nothing critical happening here. This is high-school creative writing course levels of discourse and it’s honestly just someone who is out of touch with television overthinking a children’s show. Sure, it’s changed—like all of television and even children have since Sesame Street was a thing during the…

“This is Cocytus, the ninth circle, the fourth and last great water of Hell, and here, fixed in the ice, each according to his guilt, are punished sinners guilty of treachery against those to whom they were bound by special ties.”

This was the John Snow that knew something.

this comment is like the epitome of you must be fun at parties

“had feelings while driving down the highway like everyone else in this cruel world”

She has a PhD in economics and has worked in the field for decades. He’s basically negating her entire career, and saying her husband must know more than her... even though she has co-authored papers with him and clearly knows her shit.

Like this only with more out and out stealing of food, I presume.

But. But. But. Isn't the whole point of a crockpot that you plug it in and leave it? You don't need to watch it? WHY?

On the A Train into Manhattan, I had the misfortune of stepping into the empty car... On an ordinary day I would have seen it coming a mile away, but on this particular day I was in a rush and happened to just barely make it, figuring that the empty car was my one nugget of good fortune. Oh god was I wrong.

Yeah, but that wouldn’t have given her the chance to tell everyone in the CVS that she’d just gotten married, which is obviously something they should all care about.

“I as a first generation Fat-Lesbian”

That couple was clearly April Ludgate and Andy Dwyer.

The Holly Jameson story reminds me of something that happened to me at a CVS a few weeks ago while I was was waiting to pick up a prescription. One of the two pharmacists was helping an elderly woman with lots of insurance issues so the other pharmacist was taking care of everyone else. The woman in front of me was…

OH GOD. I haven’t even finished reading but that Funky Town story has brought actual tears to my eyes.