How to start your day like Mocena:

dante never knew the despair of eating/working in a subway restaurant

That’s one of the things that confuses me the most about these stories. When a professional waiter asks you how you want your steak done, and your answer doesn’t make sense to them, why on earth do people get so huffy about it, instead of just trying to describe it another way? When you order a no-foam cappuccino, and…

I have rarely been so enraged by a BCO story as the “Now that wasn’t so hard...” ones. JESUS WEPT. These people should be in the stocks.

I’m not so much proud as INCREDIBLY AMUSED by you and some other people.
I’m also really confused where you got the idea I had any intention or desire to have a serious conversation about this. (Is this an example of men misreading signals?! It is, isn’t it? PERFECTION.)
I feel the the satirical popcorn gif is pretty…

I’m dying from all these!

Waiting for Nicki’s diss track “will you 2 shut the fuck up already its like 2 babies crying incessantly and i have a migraine”

I’ll just leave this here. The internet has No Chill

Seriously! Drake had levels and levels to his diss tracks.

I love this. I know it’s not kosher to judge other people for how they choose to live their lives, and it’s not great to have women knocking other women down, but damn. It’s refreshing to hear such celebration of non-standard beauty. And there is such a tremendous pressure to look pretty for others, to be in the…

The interesting thing is I know my share of women who have had zero to no dating history, and I just don’t hear this same level of anger towards men. Part of it may be that never getting asked out may not have the same sting as getting rejected after asking someone out, but in general I hear women tend to blame…

Seems to me that the more repressive, moralistic, slut-shaming and male-dominated a society is, the more likely for false rape allegations to occur. If a woman is considered a male's property, either father or husband, and she is considered a whore, damaged, and worthless for engaging in sex without sanction of…

Eh. This is one issue where I diverge greatly from feminists on, probably due to my ethnicity. As a black man in America, I just can’t be so dismissive of the the existence of false allegations of rape and the impact that they have when they occur. Many an African-American man in the early-mid 20th century ended up…

Put a bow and a hook on it and poof, instant Christmas ornament. Invent a long story about how you’re famous for your cassoulet and tell it whenever someone notices you’ve got this on your tree.

I lived with her in college. Bitch was too lazy to drag her ass anywhere but the student center (which she insisted on living next to) and spent all of her time in the apartment moping at the dining room table and waiting for someone to put a piece of metal anywhere near one of her cheap-ass teflon pans so she could…

My mom got me a chick-shaped pie bird because I was born on Easter and I’m her Easter chick. I don’t really get why she gave that to me because I’ve made zero pies in my life with zero on the way. It’s in a cabinet.