I would find it to be a much better solution that he lives, realizes the error of his ways, and decides to devote his life to helping animals as opposed to killing them for entertainment.

You see, in women that get abortions, the devil moves their intestines into the womb, as a form of further torture.

Accept Christ and your intestines will return to their rightful place at the hand of God.

let’s hope the demand doesn’t drop too soon. Lots of demand, lots of sales =lots of used at a low price due to a flooded market.

This information always makes me so fucking infuriated. You know what’s medically dangerous? PREGNANCY. With an abortion, you get some anesthesia and zip bop bippity pop, it’s done. With my C-section, they gutted me open, put my uterus and intestine on my belly, and then sewed it all back into place. I couldn’t walk…

Then it would be nice if the article actually credited the original artist and called it a cover, and not a “new song” from the forthcoming album.

So... a cover of the Florence and The Machine song?

::TEN THOUSAND PRAYER HAND EMOJIS::

Thing is, Austin isn’t as “weird” or progressive as many think. Sure the people here are cool and the music, food, and art scenes ain’t bad neither, but the politics aren’t exactly radical. For Texas, maybe, but the city isn’t run by a bunch of dumpster diving polyamorous freegans or something. This doesn’t really…

The world of imagination is infinite. Why pretend at being a rapist? What social commentary is being made here?

Nonsense. My best friend is white! And Irish, no less. Irish Protestant, though. Orange, not green, as she likes to remind me.

But, she didn’t say that. She actually alludes to what slavery was in her first tweet. Her word choice was unfortunate (“invented it as such” should read “transformed it as such”), but not completely incorrect. Chattel Slavery of the Americas is a truly White/European invention. Slavery is as old as tribalism. If you…

Its that very safety concern that motivated California to get rid of all of their’s. Going to great lengths to give away all of its water to bottling companies, and at such low low prices that the politicians just throw the money in the lavish fountains on their estates.

I once ordered a G&T in a bar, and was surprised when the drink delivered to the table was the color of weak swamp water: gin with cold unsweetened tea. How could the server have gotten the bartender to make this drink? “No, he SAID gin & tea, so that’s what I need you to give me! The customer is always right, Tito.”

I always assumed a poached egg was some sort of lion egg that hunters acquired using unscrupulous means.

From Your Lips To Cods Ears

Well you post here, so.

That’s the thing: they’re not fascinated with uteri or any other icky ladies’ parts. They only care about the cartoon baby image they have in their developmentally-arrested imaginations.

I feel like you could base an entire new-age religion on this.

Oh, I see... because making the decision to freeze your eggs in order have babies with a person in the future and then having them purposely choose to inseminate the eggs by engaging an outside party at a later date in order to punish you for breaking up with them is totally the same as a condom breaking during a…

I think destigmatizing single parenthood and encouraging adoption agencies to adopt out to (good, stable) single dads is a great idea.

I would feel bad for a man if he got a woman pregnant and he wanted to keep it and she got an abortion, but I honestly wouldn’t feel all that bad and I would ultimately be on her side.…