I was in the hospital having a miscarriage, lost a lot of blood. Had to have a D&C. High on morphine, had to be moved to the treatment room, and transferred to the procedure bed. While they were transferring me, they let me slip onto the floor. I was high, they thought I had more motor control. From the floor I said…

At my first trip to the OB/GYN, I was a little nervous. During the procedure, the doctor was very sympathetic and tells me, “You’re doing really great.” And out of nowhere I reply in my best Southern Debutabte, “I bet you say that to all the girls!”

This is gold. Fed up service industry workers really do have some of the sickest burn skills.

My sister might kill me for this, and it’s not a burn, but it’s such a great one-liner and you guys are the perfect audience and I HAVE TO SHARE.

My 16-year-old sister looks a little bit older so she occasionally gets hit on by boys in their early 20s. At one point, this one sorry fellow tried to convince her that “age is just a number,” to which she quickly retorted, “a prison cell is just a room.”

Not especially sick or clever, but I give myself props for not walking away and muttering to myself.

Fairly recently me, my siblings and my parents were sitting around and in a sign of how we can now all talk like adults we were sort of telling “The most fucked up I’ve ever been” stories and my sister, who had a bit of a wild adolescence, tells a pretty horrific story. My mother, who was the least enthusiastic about…

Waiting at the airport for a flight. There’s a line of about 10 people at the counter that were delayed from an earlier flight. Some dude pushes past the line and screams at the desk agent that, “(He) has to be on this flight! And it has to be first class!” Agent tells him that she can help him but he need to wait in…

Ok seriously. Fuck this video.

unwieldy heft!

Sooooooo, whatcha thinkin' bout?

The fact that their symptoms are bound to psychiatric disorder does not lessen their pain but enhances it.

This is everything. Every.Thing. It is crucial that young black girls and women see this cover and say “yep.” I hope they will find the amazing body of work Queen Debbie has done both in front of and behind the cameras. I hope that all the nerdy and awkward black girls see that Issa is telling their stories. I hope…

I read that as “supernatural” and was like, “Oh yes, very spooky, her unquenchable sex-thirst!” But both ways are good.

MORE ACIDIC FRUIT CIRCLES ON MY HEAT CONGEALED YEAST GLUTEN, HUMAN.

One of them was heard yelling “Koallah Akbar” just prior to take off. Needless to say that did not end well.

Confederate Motors was founded while Jacobs was in high school. If a company is founded in the south, calls themselves "Confederate Motors", and talks about "rebels" in their ad copy, chances are they're not using "Confederate" in the sense you are talking about.

This is idiotic. Your point "you don't run away from law enforcement, period" is indicative of the PROBLEM IN THE FIRST GOD DAMN PLACE - that an unarmed man fleeing from a police officer in an empty lot where there is absolutely no threat whatsoever to the police officer, gets murdered in cold blood.

Interesting, because I do all those things and love BikeEXIF. I get it though. You're cooler than these guys cause you aren't trying to look cool. It's important to let other people know that they aren't authentic cool motorcyclists like you. These guys like to ride dicks, and we know fags aren't cool. Cool dudes like…