'"Actually," Scarborough wrote in his Politico column, "it is offensive because the gesture suggests that a police officer pointed a gun and shot a black man whose arms were in the air while he said 'hands up, don't shoot.'"'

Story time: My ex had a cousin, lets call him Robbie (because that's his actual name). Robbie was the sort of fellow who thought very highly of himself, and not so highly of other people - black people in particular. Robbie would use racist slurs, and attempt to tell stories about how he "dealt with them" back home…

I think he's just misguided - he assumes that when one girl tells another "nice sweater, is it made from your back hair?" the girl is saying that she thinks the sweater is ugly, when in reality she is just saying that she doesn't like the girl wearing it.

You can do things to increase your chances of being struck by lightning or being falsely accused of impropriety.

I love these ideas!

Separate bedsheets/duvets are the secret to a happy marriage/co-habitation. Trust.

I'm having LSAT PTSD just reading through this.

i mean like

Wash your dirty mouth with soap before attacking Andre, you classicist!

Parmesan cheese is the same (which you likely know). This is especially frustrating as a vegetarian because REAL Parmesan is supposed to be made with rennet (stomach enzyme) instead of bacterial enzymes, but often it just says "enzymes". Even though you know Parmesan is supposed to have rennet, there are things…

Hi Robby! Thanks for stopping by! One small correction: I don't think you've ever "reported" a goddamn thing in your life. (And because I know you're going to do this, either here or in my Twitter mentions, which you and your friends are currently stink-clouding up with your Feelings, I have a master's degree in…

No, I'm disagreeing with the idea that killing dumb animals to eat is equivalent to ethnically cleansing the North American continent of its original inhabitants for profit.

You know what? I know this video is a couple of weeks old, but with everything going on in Missouri and in Utah, fuck these people. Fuck these people with an old dry corncob.

Not a chicken, but I'm holding services for this slaughtered life. Begins Thursday after I dress her up with a spicy maple glaze and a bed of aromatics.

We're going to see a lot more of this. My belief is that speed laws, photo radar, laser guns, photo radar vans etc are used largely for revenue generation under the guise of 'safety'. Speed limits are simply too low on most highways and expressways. Motorcyclists are demonized by cops and the news because they are so…

but before he dies the server leans over and whispers in his ear "No, no you haven't". The patrons last glimpse of life are the kitchen doors swinging open, and he witnesses piles upon piles of bread, there for the taking by any one who dares reach for it.

How is the cardiologist seasoned?

I used to work at a lunch place that served fancy salads and sandwiches, basic grill stuff, and soups. Customers would place orders at the counter and then we would deliver the food. It was in a touristy spot and we would get slammed on summer afternoons after the tours let out. Generally there was one fry cook, one…

Soil digging is your go to reference? Really? That isn't even that hard. Doesn't he know women have literally been digging soil since the beginning of time? I thought soil digging was the women's work, in fact.

newborn is a subset of infant. much like pedant is a subset of dying alone!