Spike Spiegel. That's all

If had one of these it would need a panty basket. Otherwise the passenger seat would be a mess with woman after woman climbing in and removing her undergarments... That is if I wasnt married and all. But yeah, panty basket required.

A Lamborghini is like a big dick. Guys care about it a lot more than girls do.

I'm mystified by this comment. A woman's undergarments without the woman is useless, I'd rather have the woman without the undergarments.

Was parking accuracy 'optional'?

Is the pucker factor high while driving a car worth more than your house?

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Did your penis feel any larger or smaller?

Who choose the un-manly color combination?

Dem asses.

If I had the funds I'd do the same damned thing. This is so much win, so much awesome so much because racecar I can't handle it.

Them tailpipes...

I just downloaded in my pants.

I nominate the beautiful 4.0. Reliable, durable, and just all around amazing.

I bought a nearly new (11k miles) 4-banger 94 Wrangler for $12,000, with full steel doors/hardtop. I had it for a couple of years prior to the military, 4 years of military service, 4 years of college, 4 years of medical school and 4 years of residency. Rarely had a problem with it that wasn't easily fixed.

Yellow Jeep TJ. An absolute classic.

That thing just wont die. I hit a deer last year at 45 and all that there was was a little fur in the grille. The only thing so far that has bested it was my dad's '95 Roadmaster. I backed into it and it left a huge dent in the rear bumper.

Same story
92 HO. Bulletproof.
Carried me through 2 accidents. One of which I ended up repairing in my garage.

And minor issues that do develop are easy to work on (ie... new starter)

Dat 4.0. I have a '92 Cherokee which I nominated and that engine has been bulletproof for all 250,000+ miles it has seen.

Late 90s or early 2000s. Nice and tall to ignore those pesky curbs or holes. The engines are built strong like a tank. Especially the 4.0 that was in the sport and Sahara. Wish I had one vs my old Chevy fullsize. I did end up getting one a few years later and even though it was put on it's side when wheeling it…