And yes, the tears are in the shape of Osiris.

“All of the game’s vendors”

I am un-ironically happy that I am rocking a Masterwork Cookie Oven. 

I live for Glow, but is anyone actually watching it? 

I would’ve definitely expected GLOW to be on there.

There is exactly a 0% chance that not a SINGLE Marvel show made it onto that list.  Especially considering I haven’t even heard of the #1 show, I’m calling BS.

Spoken like someone who’s never killed their sister in a moment of supreme but unintentional carelessness.

I didn’t realize Hulk went from “Smash” to “Bangarang”.

After Red Dead Redemption swept the early awards, I figured it was a shoo-in for GotY. I dunno if the whole crunch controversy had anything to do with it, but I’d rather have God of War win anyway, if only because of Teal’c. 

banning 4 people? there goes half the playerbase.

Well, he wasn’t much of a white savior anyway considering he failed at his one job.

Come on, tell me you wouldn’t vote for a guy who does the double pistols every time he accomplishes something.

Shooter McGavin runs for office. 

It was sadly lacking in the “Ryu dragon punching a 100 foot tall robot” department.

The idea that shit posting on 4chan and believing virulent versions of the prejudices that your great grandparents believed - this somehow qualifies as awakened and authentic thought?

Apparently anus faced monster is the new trend in gaming.

I didn’t know The Witcher was a documentary. 

Not gonna lie, never knew he was in The Tudors— and now I’m wondering why all these news sites aren’t using images from that to report this story.

I’m looking forward to watching Cavill break into a peasant’s disgusting hovel and proceed to steal everything that’s not nailed down